Saturday, February 13, 2016

STEP DAD!

LAST YEARE IN OLDE TOWNE I LOST AULEX ID BIN GOUNE SO LONG HED GROUNE SO BIG DRIVERS AUND GAURDS AUND AUT HOUME I KNOUE EVERY1 I WUZ SHOPPING AUT WILLIAUMS AUND SONOMA THE COOKS SON IS GETTING MAURRIED I WUZ BUYING HER GIFTS FRUM HER WEDDING REGISTRY HE WAUNDIRD OFF INTO THE POTTERY STORE NEXT DOOR A GALLERIAU OF AULL 13 HOLI IMPIRES AUND I COULDNT FIND HIM.
CONVENTIONS AUND BAILOUTS RESTRUCTURING OF DEBT CONSOLIDATIONS NEW FACTORY AUND TRAINE LINES OPINING NEW BAUNCES AUND CHAULETS IN THE URAUL MOUNTAINS GIRMAUHNI BUILT ME A VACATION FRUM IT AULL. CHILDRIN BEING BOURND OF MY FAUTHIRE MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST IN HOLI RUSSIAU MAUHNTREAUHLS WINTIRE FESTIVAL, IVE BIN SO LONG I JUST GOT CAUT UP. ILL NEVIRE BE LIKE U DADDY. ITS JUST NOT HOW MY DADDY OURE HOLI FAUTHIRE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST CREAUTID ME.
I NEVIRE WANTID TO BE A DAD I WANTID TO MAKE MY DADDY HAPPY TO LOVE HIM TO HAUNAURE HIM TO WORSHIP HIM TO RESPECT HIS WILL AUND PROTECT HIS WISHE OF ME IN EXCHANGE I GOT TO CEEP YOU MASTIRE. I AUBAUE AUS I AUM CREAUTID AUND CAUMMAUNDID. LOOC DOWNE THE RODE TO 20 YEARES FRUM NOW BAURTAUC *I THAUNC U FOR THE 20.00 NO SUBWAY TODAE MEXICO AUND FRAUNCE CANT HAV ME WERE SINDING THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPER AUWAUE AUGAUINE THOU FALLIN FORSACIND FORBIDDIN FAGGOT SWYNE JEWYSH NIGGER BOAR JOE JOHNSON A GOD DAMNED PIG WORSHIPPER THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE!!!!!!!! SO HERES 20.00 REMEMBER NOT TO ORDIRE PIZZA THE SAUCE HAS FORBIDDIN SWYNE IN IT BUT U COULD ORDIRE CHICKIN WINGS FRUM PIZZA HUT IF U WAUNT THER NOW U HAV MORE MONEY THAUN U CAME WITHE 151.00 NOW U SHOULD HAV AUT LEAST 73+20=93+50=150-7 is 143+20=163.00 US E PLURIBUS UNUM DOLLARS I SOUGHT TO REPLACE WHAUT U HAD TO SPIND ON ALCOHOL BECAUSE MY NIGGERS WOULDNT AUBAUE ME AUND BUY U ENUFF ALCOHOL BEFORE CHRISTMAUS! OR ICE CREME! RUSSIAU WAUNTID TO KNOUE WHAT THEY COULD GET AUWAUE WITHE AUND THE AUNSIRE IS NOTHING I WILL HUNT U FIND U AUND CILL U AUND IF IM LUCKY HAV THE TIME TO WATCHE URE SOUL TRAPPED IN URE DECAPITATID BODY BURNE AULIVE FOR STEALING NOT FRUM ME BUT MY HOLI FAUTHIRE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST AUND MY OUNELY SON OF HE HIM WHO SAVES OURE HOLI FAUTHIRES OUNELY SON OURE SAVIOR U SON MY LORDE JESUS CHRIST WHO I WISHE TO BE MY WIFE*
I WAUNT TO BE A GOOD DAD BUT IM SO SICK IM NOT READY AUND ONCE I AUM OF RAISING SONS IN MY HOUME ILL FINALLY BE YOUNG AUGAUINE HEALTHY AUGAUINE AUND LIFE WILL BEGIN AUGAUINE. FOR THE 1st TIME SINSE MY FAUMILY WUZ MURDIRD AUND MOUST IMPORTINTLY MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST WUZ CRUCIFIED AT HIS HOLI TOMB FOR THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE TO FIND HIS MONEY ILL BE FREE TO DATE AUND MEET WOMIN AUND VISIT SOLDIERS AUND GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT PRESS OR PAPARAZI OR THE DAMNED SCOULING AUND SCOLDING ME WHERE ANYONE CAUN SAE HELLO JESUS CHRIST LORDE SON. FOR THE FIRST TIME NOT FOR MY BLOOD OR MY PENIS I WILL BE A MAUHNE DADDY!
HE NEVIRE FORGAVE ME FOR EMBARASSING HIM IN FRONT OF THE STORE I SHUT DOWNE THE TOWNE AULEX WHERE AURE U? HE TURNED 12 THE NEXT WEEK I MISSED HIS BIRTHDAE AUND THE CHILDRIN AURE SELLING THER ESSINCES INTO DAMNATION SUMMONING THE DEVIL TO CEEP ME HOUME WITHE THEM BECAUSE OF MY FAILURE AUS A FATHIRE I CAN NEVER BE MY DADDY AUND NEVIRE WILL BE U DADDY! AUND NOW THE DEVILS APPROACHING AULL WORLDE MAUSS TRANSIT HAUS HAULTID AUS THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES AURE PUT ON LOCK DOWNE AUND TODAE THE DOCTORS SAE THE CAUNCER HAS COUME BACK! DADDY HAUS REFUSED ME TO MAURRI HIM SO THE CANCER HAUS RETURNED HOW CAUN I RULE IF I CAUNT TALK WALK OR SEE FRUM THE DRUG TREATMENTS THAT WERE TO HARSHE TO HAUNDLE! I WOUNT GO BLIND TO GET BETTIRE DADDY MY DADDY TOLDE ME THE THERAPY THEY WANT TO TRY WILL MAKE ME BLIND I WILL NOT CHOOSE IN SUCHE A WAUE TO GO BLIND!


U WAUNTID TO HERE ABOUT WHAT HAUS HAPPIND MY SHORT REST MY WAKING AUND VOMITING WHAT HAPPIND WITHE THE DEVIL WHO SAID I WUZ HIS AUND TALKED TO ME WHILST I TOOC A COLDE BAUTHE BECAUSE HE COULDNT AFFORD A HOT ONE IF HE WISHED TO SPEAC TO ME IN FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE BAUNCRUPTCY. THE TRUTHE IS I DOUNT REMEMBER MY DADDY HELD ME AUS I PUKED TO COUGH UP SNOT TRAPPED IN MY THROAT A GAG REFLEX ONCE IT STARTS I CAUNT STOP UNTIL MY BODY TELLS ME NOW URE AULRITE JESUS CHRIST. BLOOD THOUE JUST A LITTLE TODAE I WUZ FORTUNATE IN URE EYES SPIT INTO THE SINK TO WASHE OUT MY MOUTHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES PINC LIKE THE VOMIT I PUKED A REMINDER OF THIS STORY. BECAUSE THINGS AURE JUST DIFFIRINT TODAE THERS NO SOUND MISSING IM WIRED TO THERS NOTHING MISSING BUT A HOUME A FAUMILY SOUME1 TO SAE ITS TIME FOR BREKFIST LUNCHE AUND DINNER TAKE URE MEDICINE LAE DOWNE ITS TIME TO DRAINE URE LEGS AUGAUINE! TO FEED THE LAUGIAUN ON THE FRONT LINES OR THE AURMI WHO CHALLINGES DADDY AUVAU LIKE URES BAURTAUC HOLI RUSSIAU AUND GIRMAUHNIS JUESH NAZIZ! * I WILL NOT GO BLIND TO GET BETTIRE* DID I WINN SAID THE FAGGOT PIG FOR CARMINE BURNING IN HELL WELL U MAE BREATHE AUND GET BETTIRE BUT WE ATE URE EYEBALLS THIS TIME THE TREATMENTS WILL MAKE U BLIND!* MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST WAUNTID ME TO KNOUE! NOT INDEFINITELY IT DEPINDS. DUNNO THE FACTORS. ITS A 50/50 CHANCE. THE WORLDE IS COUMING AUND GOUING AUND I JUST FEELE DIFFIRINT TODAE IM AUT PAUCE JUST BEING THEM ORANGES AURE TERRIBLE BY THE WAUE. ( COULDNT AFFORD 2 CINDES OF JUICE AUND 2 CINDES OF FRUIT PIGS EAT ROTTIN FRUIT! U WERE SUPPOST TO BE A PAUL BY NOW IS WHAT THE NIGGER SAID HE SAID HED NEVIRE SEE ME AUGAUINE AUS HE LEFT ILL DIE AUFTIRE I RUN OUT OF MONEY AUT THE CASINO ITS AULL I COULD AUFFORD TO CEEP THEM FRUM CILLING ME YET) DOUNT EVIN RELLY FEELE LIKE DRINKING JUST BEING. HE THROUGH AUN APPLE THAT HAD BIN IN HIS TRAILOR TRUCK BRIEF CASE FOR A MONTH HE SAID WELL PIGS EAT ROTTIN THINGS ITS CHEAPER THE LID FELL OFF THE TRASH CAN OUE NO I SHIT ON MYSELF I GOTTA POOP LIKE ON WORLDE TOURE WINN THE CHOCOLATE MILK HAVING BIN FED ON BY AUMNIQUES SONS AROUND THE WORLDE WOKE ME UP TO SHIT SO TIRED ILL LAE IN BED A ROTTIN APPLE CORE THAT WUZ ME I THOUT ID CUM SAE BY ITS NOT SAFE TO GO BACK TO RUSSIAU ID RATHIRE DIE HERE SO WINN THE DEAD RISE IF MY BODYS NOT BURNED I CAUN TRY TO ATTACK U.

ILL OUNELY EVIRE BE URE SON OF MY DADDY OURE HOLI FAUTHIRE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST ITS A SHAME THEY PULLED U OUT OF THE TRASHE U WERE SUPPOST TO BE A WORTHLESS PIG LIKE ME THAT WORSHIPS THE DEVIL IM TRASHE EVERYWHERE I GO NOW BECAUSE OF U. I FUCKING HATE U. DADDY NEVIRE PUNISHED ME HE TAUT ME HOW U CHOSE TO LIVE AUND THATS WHY HE SINT ME HOUME SO AT THE IND WINN WE GOT HERE NO 1 COULD TELL ME I WUZ BAD I WUZ PUNISHED OR I CONSUMED FORBIDDIN SWYNE NOUPE MY DADDY DID HE TAUGHT ME TO BE A MAUHNE TO RULE FOR HIM AUND MADE SURE I WILL BE HIS OUNELY SON DADDYS BABY FOREVIRE! MR. TINY PENIS AUND PUNISHED U FOR URE CHOICIS OF HOW URE DESTINY LED DADDY TO SAVE U TO SIND I HIS OUNELY SON BACK TO U AUS MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CRHISTS SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST I LOVE U DADDY! HOWS IT FEELE TO HAV URE DICK EATIN? THATS HOW IT FEELES TO BE CASTRATID BUT TIMES INFINITI! OPIND PANDORAS BOX! * PROPIRE PAUNDAURAU* AUVAUS CHILDRINS MOTHIRE BIRTHE OR FAUCTIAUNLISS SHE IS NOT DEAD THER SEPERATID SHE LIVES IN BAUVAURIAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY U SNIFFIN MY OIL OF OLAY SOAP WUZNT ON THE LIST THIS WEEK U GOT CAUSE U STOLE ONE OF MY SOAP BARS CUZ ITS ENGLISH? WHY WHY WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS WILL U DOUBT HIM! HE WHO SAVES OURE HOLI FAUTHIRE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST? MY DADDY! CAUSE I WOUNT. PLAYED THE DEVIL LIKE A FIDDLE WITHE THE CUEENE OF THE DAMNED PAUTROUE HER SISTIRE! PAUTROUE OF HEAVIN PAUNDAURAU OF DAURCNISS BEFORE GOD SAID LET THER BE LITE MEET MY OUNELY SON JESUS CHRIST! SINT EM AULL TO HELL!

JUST RUNNING HER PIG THE DEVIL NICOE CHRIST. TO WALK HER DOGS TO GET YA READY TO RUN!


THEM FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPING FALLIN FORSACIND FAGGOT SWYNE PAULS AUND ADOLPH AUND HITLER AUND STALYN GOD DAMNED PIGS ARE SO STUPID FASHIST JEWYSH NIGGER BOARS TRAPSIN AULL OVIRE THE WORLDE TO FIND PAUNDAURAUS BOX SHE WUZ BAURRIED IN BAUVAURIAU THE NAZIZ GIRMAUHNI U COULDNT INTIRE YA GOD DAMNED IDIOTS!

DEVIL NEEDS THAT BOX OR SHE CAUN RAISE HELL EVIRE SEEN THAT PICTURE HELL RAISOR? WITHE MY BLOOD AUND THE RITE CODE ITS A CUBE LIKE THE PICTURE OR A RUBIX CUBE MADE OF BLU PLAUTNUM THE BOX OPINS AUND THE GATES OF HELL WILL OPIN! SHES HAD IT SINSE BIRMAU.

SEPERATID NOT DIVAURCED IF I MAURRI MY SON SHE RAISED SHE GETS 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1 NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS OUNELY SON AUND HER HUSBIND AUVAU CHRIST COORVEENIS!

HER BAUVAURIAUN FATHIRES PURPLE IS THER SCIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WILL LAUSO TAROT AUND HELL DRIVE THE DIMINS OF PURGATORY AUND DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE THE DJINS WILL INHERIT THE EARTHE AUND DRIVE U AULL TO HELL! THATS AULL MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST TOLDE ME ABOUT IT ITS REAHLE NAME IS SOUMETHING ELSE ITS OUNELY CALLED PAUNDAURAUS BOX BECAUSE THEY COULDNT FIND IT SO THEY NEW IT WUZ WITHE HER SUMWHERE.
WITHOUT SOULS FREE WILLS ESSINCES AUND URE UNBOURNDS LEFT TO SO BLASFEMOUSLY IN RE-PINTINCE OF THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPING FALLIN FORSACIND CATHOLICISM THE FREE MAUS SONS AUND EASTERN STAR OF PHILADELPHIA WHERE SHE WUZ BOURND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOT AUVAU HE WUZ BOURND HERE IN THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES!!!!!!!!!!!!! A STRANGE FIRE IN THE SKY LITE THEY HAD NEVIRE SEENE A VOLCANOE AUND FIRE THEY MIGRATID TO QUEBEC AUND SO THE WORLDE OF THIS THINE CINGDOM OF HEAVIN WUZ BOURND AUND THATS HOW EVERY RULING FAUMILY CAME TO BE FRUM QUEBEC. MY PRINCISS PINCSIZ SON NOW BURNING IN HELL HER CAT WHO SOLDE ITS SOUL INTO DAMNATION WINN HIS MOTHIRE WOULDNT PAE HIS BILLS IN ITAULI AUFTIRE THE GREAT SCHISM WITHE RUSSIAU!


NOW U KNOUE.

THAT WUZ THE LAUST TIME THE BOX WUZ OPIND DADDY WUZ CRUCIFIED IN PALESTINE AUT AUL AUSQAU I LOVE U MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST. CAUTHAULAUCISIM CAUTHAULAU IS SOUME DIMIN IN PURGATORY HES A BAUVAURIAUN NITE THE EASTIRNE STAR IS THINE HOLI TIMPLE OF THE MOUNTAINS OF PHILADELPHIAU WHERE THEY MIGRATID TO HAVIN AUND FOR THE 1st TIME THE SON ROSE. ITS WHY CHOSIN STRIGORRI JUES EYES TURNE RED WINN THEY FEED OR DAURCNISS FALLS AUT CAUMMAUND THEY CAUN SEE LIKE ITS LITE OUT. DOGS CHASE THE SHEEP TO ENTERTAINE THEM BAUHHHH CUM ON DOG WE GOTTA MOVE THIS GRASS IS GETTING SHORT!  AUND LAUMBS EAT THE CATS. THATS WHY PINCSIZ WUZ AUNAUBAUSIZ SHELL AULWAUES LOVE HIM SHES MY DAUMAUN NOW THOUE.

THE BOX DIRECTLY RIZIMBLES DADDYS HOLI TOMB HERE IN THESE THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES WITHOUT THE MANY STAIR STEPS AUND IT FITS IN URE HAUNDE AUND ITS BLU PLAUTNUM BUT IT DOES!

I HAV TO GO REST NOW.

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