Friday, February 19, 2016

TODAE DIDNT START OUT WELL!

WHAT YA EATIN PAULY THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE? CASHEWS!

I WUZ TIRED SO I WINT TO SLEEP I WOKE UP & THEN I WENT & I SAT IN MY CHAIRE CURLED UP UNDIRE MY BLANKY WITHE A PILLOW AUND THOUT I WISHE THIS WUZ A BIG OVER SIZED AURM CHAIR LAZY BOY OR WITHE AUN AUTAUMAUN FOR MY FEET A NICE CRACKING FIRE WITHE THE WINDOUE OPIN AUS THE TEMPERATURE RISIS WOULD BE NICE MY DADDY ADDID IN. ITS 60 DEGREES. THE WIND IS WHIPPING AS 2 DAES OF NEAR RECORD WARMTH COUME TO THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES FOR FEBRUARY! FELL BACK AUSLEEP. I TOSSED AUND I TURNED MY LEGS MANAGED BUT MY FEET SWOLLIN BECAUSE I WUZ AWAUCIND NO DADDY I CANT IM TO TIRED. I FELL AUSLEEP AUND THE SAME AUS DEAD CORPSES GET HARD ONS AUND THER INSIDES DECOMPOSE WINN URE BODY DIES THE BLOOD CEEPS MOVING FOR A WHILE. I WOKE REFRESHED ILL WASHE MY FACE POOP IT WUZ MOUSTLY BLOOD THE TERD I POOPED SUM1 PULLED OUT THE TOILET AUND ATE IT! ILL BRUSH MY TEETHE AUND SHAVE ILL RINSE THE DISHES AUND PUT EM IN THE DISHWASHER. ITS FRIDAE ITS GROCERY DAE THE PEOPLE OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS HOLI CROWNELAUNDES HOLI PRAUMISED LAUNDES SAUCRID HEARTLAUNDES BLESSID UNITID STATES HAV CUM FRUM ALL ACROSS THE YAUNCEE NORTHE AUND CAUNFEDERAUTE CAUNSIRVAUTIVE SOUTHE. SEECING REFUGE FRUM THE DEVILS REVIVAUL TERRIFIED OF THER OUNE BROTHERS HUSBANDS SISTIRES AUND WIVES. A FRIEND TO TRUST PLEASE CAUN WE BE FAUMILY BECAUSE IVE LOST MINE ITS A NITEMARE DOWNE THER IN SOUTHE CAROLINAU WORSE THAUN USUAL IN SHREVEPORT THE DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE DANCE IN AULIXZAUNDRIAUS OLDE BARS. IN BIRMINGHAUM THE WEALTHY AURE PACKIN UP AUND MOVING HOUME TO MOM & DADS HOUSE INHERITID IN CHICAGO A BROWNSTONE PERHAPS OR A NORTHE SIDE MANSION. IN JACKSON U CANT DOCK IF U DOUNT PAE TAXES TO NEW ORLEANS FOR BOMBING IN 2006 BECAUSE MISSISSIPPI WINT BROKE TUNICA IS IN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPING BANCRUPTCY IN FLORIDA DAURTHEAUS FAUMILYS AULL EVACUATING FRUM PENSACOLA TO TAMPA MIAMI TO JACKSONVILLE TO MISSOURI CAUNSAUS AUND MICHIGAN THE WEALTHIEST OF THEM. IN GEORGIA WITHOUT A JESUIT ITS NOT SAFE TO WALK SHOP OR SWIPE URE CARD. IN TEXAS THER DIVIDID THOSE WHO ATTEND THE MEGA CHURCHES HOUSING 1000s upaune 1000s GYPSYS TRAMPS AUND THIEVES JOEL OLSTEENES REVIVAL OF SOUTHE CAUROLINAU VERSUS THE FARMERS OF THE FAR SOUTHE BROWNSVILLE AUND AUSTIN  THE WEST WOUNT AUCCEPT US THEY CALL US CAUNFEDERAUTE CAULIFORNIAUNS!

A BURGER KING COMMERCIALS ON 10 CHICKIN NUGGETS FOR 1.49 SURE ILL GET 2 for 3.00 WITHE HONEY MUSTARD AUND SWEET & SOUR AND A SMALL FRY. ITLL BE NICE TO HAV A MEAHLE I DOUNT HAV TO COOK AULL OF NOBLESVILLES RESTAURAUNTS SIT DOWNE OR FAST FOOD RECENTLY GOT REMODEL UPGRADES THE TIDES AURE CHANGING THE COMPANYS AURE COLLAPSING ON COMMERCIAL EQUITY DEBT SO BOY U AINT SEENE SUCHE A FANCY WENDYS OR BURGER KING IN URE LIFE I TELL YA OCHARLEYS JUST A PHONE CALL AUWAUE FOR SOUP SALAD AUND MAUMMAUS ENTREE AUFTIRE A LONG DAES WORK FOR 25.00 SOUMETHING NUTRITIOUS NO COOKING NOT FAST FOOD. TO HOLDE UP THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES HOLI PRAUMISED LAUNDES SAUCRID HEARTLAUNDES BLESSID UNITID STATES NATIONAL CHAINS! EACHE ONE A FRANCHISE SUM JEWYSH NIGGER BOAR BE HE OR SHE THE ONE OR A RIZIMBLAUNCE BUYING UP THOSE SAUCRID HEARTLAUNDES MORTGAGES TO CEEP THE ONES THEY WANT OPIN! ILL PAE SOUME MAUHNE FRUM MINNESOTA SAID I PAID.

IN CUMS THE FAGGOT HOG THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPING SWYNE HES an HOUR EARLY! HES GOT ENUFF GROCERYS FOR HIS WORK LUNCHES AUND A WEEKEND OF 1 MEAHLES A DAE STEAKS WERE ON SALE AUND DAMN THEY LOOC GOOD BUT MY BODY DOUNT WANT THAT AULL OF SUDDIN ITS JUST TO MUCHE FOR ME I TRY & I TRY BUT I DOUNT EAT MUCHE CHICKIN AUND FISH MAYBE SUM TURKEY PLEASE I CAUNT EAT BEEF ANY LONGIRE IT TASTES SO GOOD WINN PREPARED BUT I WANT BLOOD! WHAT YA EATIN PAULY THE PIG MANGI FICO 2010. CASHEWS! THATS IN THE BAG! 5 STEAKS 3 TBONES AUND 2 SKILLET STEAKS TO TELL ME THEY HATE ME NOT 1 THING TO EAT BUT A FEW ORANGES A FEW APPLES CASHEWS AUND STEAKS I DOUNT WANT. IT MAKES ME TIRED I THROW UP ALOT WINN I EAT BEEF NO STEAKS OR HAMBURGERS BUT ID DIE FOR A GOOD PIECE OF FISH PIRCH OR BASS SUM CHICKIN PICATTA LITE AUND TENDER IF IM LUCKY I CAN EAT THE WHOLE PIECE. SUM SHRIMP OR A 5 OUNCE LOBSTER WOULD BE GOOD. BEYOND BREAD AUND FRUIT THESE DAES IM HARD PRESSED TO MANAGE TO EAT LET AULONE CEEP DOWNE MORE THAT I CRAVE BLOOD & I CRAVE WINE OUTSIDE OF FRUIT NOTHING ELSE SOUNDS GOOD ANYMORE. MY BODY JUST DOESNT WANT BUT I CAN MANAGE A BIRD OR A FISH WITHE A NOODLE OR RICE.
WELL ITS A KILLER OUT THER OVIRE AND OVIRE ITS AWFUL OUT THER ITS TERRIBLE OUT THER THE GARAGE SIDE DOOR AUND WINDOW IS OPIN TO AIRE OUT THE SMELL THAT WOUNT LEAVE BUT FOR NOW IT SMELLS REAHLE NICE SMELLING THE FRESH AUIRE OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS EARTHE! ITS A MESS OUT THER. ITS A MOTHIREFUCKIRE OUT THER!
FOLLOUED BY HERES URE BEER AUND 1 GALLON OF VODCAU WE CANT AFFORD 3 THAT ONES AULMOUST FULL SO I THOUT ID STEALE IT FOR THE CASINO THIS WEEK NO I CANT GO TO BURGER KING BUT TOMORROUE WINN A SECOND ONE PAES ILL BUY U URE 4.50 MEAHLE. IF NOT LESS I DUNNO HOW MUCHE IS A SMALL FRY THESE DAES? THE WHOLE WORLDE IS KNEELING TO U AUND BOWING TO GOD AUND IF THER GOUNNA TREAT ME THIS WAUE U AINT GETTIN SHIT FRUM ME! I TOOK IT WITHE A GRAIN OF SALT AUND MANUFAUCTURED MY LIST MARKING OFF WATIRE AUND TOILET PAPER ORANGES TO BY MONDAE THER WOUNT BE NOTHING TO EAT BUT SHIT IN THE FREEZER I DOUNT WANT THIS WEEK! ITS WHY ITS 2 WEEKS OLDE OR MORE. BECAUSE MY LIST WUZ TO NICE FOR GODS OUNELY SON JESUS CHRIST TO HAV. SO I SHRUGGED IT OFF AUND THEN WINT BACK INSIDE I COULDNT HOLD IT BACK. MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST TOLDE ME TO! AUND SAID WINN THEY PAE FOR 2 BOTTLES OF VODCAU AUND FOR CIGARETTES AUND FOR GROCERIES THATS WHAT U BUY JOSEPH THE NIGGER HOG I OUNE THIS HOUSE A TRAILOR THAT CAR URE FAT ASS SOW IS DRIVIN THE TRUCK ADOLPH CHARGED AUND LEFT ME IN DEBT OF MY INHERITANCE EGYPT HAS JUST FOR ME NOT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUND HE SAID U BETTIRE NOT ULL BE SORRY MY DADDY SHOUTID FRUM MY MOUTHE AUS I WUZ YELLIN SOUMETHING TOTALLY DIFFIRINT I DOUNT CARE HOW TIRED I AUM OR HOW SICK I AUM THAT IS URE JOB TO DO WHAT URE TOLDE AUND BUY FOOD FOR MY CAT MY HOLI DAUMAUN AUND DADDY SAID ILL PUNCHE U IN FACE AUND SNAP URE NECK AUND LAE U IN URE TRAILOR ROOM TO ROT AUND CHARGE THE BILLS AUND WAIT FOR THE AURMI TO COUME GET ME OR THE POLICE TO AURREST ME. WHAT WILL I BE SORRY FOR NIGGER THE SIDEWALK JAIL? HE COULDNT STOP SAEING IT SO TELL ME NIGGER WHY? HE NEVIRE DID! AUND HE SAID JUST LET ME POOP AUND BRUSH MY TEETHE AUND MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST LET ME SIT & THINC AUND CAULM TO FIND THE WORDES TO WRITE IT DOWNE AUND SHARE IT AUFTIRE SCREAMING I DOUNT GIVE A FUCK WHO IS HERE. I AINT URE SON MY DAD IS GOD IM HIS SON I OUNE THIS SHIT AUND WHAT U AURE FOR IS TO SIRVE YAH WELL FUCK U THATS WHAT I SOLD MY SOUL FOR SAID THE JEWYSH NIGGER BOAR JOE JOHNSON TO BE SOUMEBODY AUND SADLY MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST SAID " U WERE SOUMEBODY U WOULD OF BIN SET FREE U IGNORINT NIGGER!"

AUND THE EGYPTIAUN RED COATS AURE COUMING MY MUMMI ELIZABETH THE PILLOW CASES AND PIZZA PAN I DIDNT AUSC FOR AND WUZ ON NO LIST I GOT LAUST WKND well THEY DOUNT FIT EXCHANGE EM OR RETURN EM THER BURGUNDY RED LIKE THE WINE IM CRAVING AUND THE BLOOD! I DOUNT HAV THE RECIEPT WELL PUT EM AUWAUE I DOUNT WANT THEM I CAN NOT USE THEM THE OUNELY PILLOWS I HAV WITHOUT PILLOW CASES THOSE WOUNT FIT AUND THER MADE IN BAUHREIGN AUND CURSED THIS IS GREAT WHICHE ONE BOUGHT THESE I DUNNO HES NOT DEAD HES IN HELL! U COULD GO THER AUND AUSC.

IN A GREAT MOOD POPS ON THE JESUITS NEW BASIC CABLE STATION ONCE ION FRUM 9 or 9:30 to 4 every weekdae ITS I LOVE LUCY BEVERLY HILLS 90210 DAWSONS CREEK AUND O.C RERUNS FOX SHOUES I THINK. DADDY CHAUBAURDS NEW STATION AUN ERA THAT WUZNT PERFECT BUT FOR 6-7 HOURES A DAE U CAN SEE GENERATION TO GENERATION HOW GOOD IT WUZ AUND WHERE WE WINT WRONG! U AUDD IN THE SOAP OPERA DRAMA OF THE CAST THOSE ONES AURE ON IN THE EVENING I DOUNT WATCHE HUMOR AUND MYSTERY WHO DUN IT? AUND REMEMBER THE DAES AMERICANS DIDNT RULE OVIRE URE HOUSE OURE HOUME WHO STOLE AULL WE HAD DAMNED BUT NOT SOVERAUNE THE CAUNSIRVITIVES WERE FIHTIN FOR FREEDOM NOT UNDIRSTANDIN WHAT MY SONS WAITIN FOR THER MASTIRES MY WIVES & HUSBINDS PAURINTS AUND GRAUNDE PAURINTS TO AURISE THAT THE REPUBLIC CANT SAVE US A DEMOCRACY IS A NICE IDEA BUT IT OUNELY WORKS PARTIAULLY WITHOUT GOD MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHIRST HIS HOLI TIMPLE AUND THINE HOLI ROWES A PAE MASTIRE FOR OPPORTUNITY TAUXAUTIAUN LAW INSURANCE AUND AUTHORITY OF POWER OVIRE RITE OF WHATS NOT GOOD FOR THE PEOPLE EVIN IF THEY DOUNT UNDIRSTAND RITE AUWAUE EVENTUALLY THE DEBTS SO HIGH THERS NOTHING WE CAN DO AULL U CAUN DO IS BE THAUNCFUL U HAV HOUME TO HIDE IN. CUZ CAUNSIRVITISTS AUND THER CAUNSIRVITIVES AINT REPUBLICANS AUND NOW THERS A REVIVAL AUND THEY R THER POOR NOT LIBRAULS BUT DEMOCRATS. THEY CALL THEM SELVES PROGRESSIVE ADMIRING HILLARYS ABILITY TO SPEAC BUT WANTING A MAUHNE! AUND THINC EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE TAX CUTS FOR THE POOR AUND TAX HIKES FOR THE RICHE THE OPPOSITE AUND TWISTID SIDEWAUES OF CAPITOLISM HOW WE GOT IN THIS MESS OBAMA CARE AUND FAGGOTS HAV RITES BUT A WHITE NIGGER HOG FARMERS WILL BE RICH LIKE THE REPUBLICANS HATING THER DEMOCRAT PAURINTS AUND CAUNSIRVITIVE AUNT & UNCLE. TO RUN THIS HOLI PRAUMISED LAUNDE STRATE INTO HELL SO INTERNET AUND CELL PHONES ARE FREE SO UNDIRE 500,000 U PAE VIRTUALLY NO TAXES TO SPREAD THE WEALTHE AUND LIVE LIKE THE WEALTHY CAUSE WILL BE RICHE WILL BE FREE AUND WILL BE TURNED TO BE SAVED!

WELL HONEY LIFE DOUNT WORK THAT WAUE AUND TO BE HONEST IF I SEE U AUND HAV A GUN ILL SHOOT U IN THE HEAD! URE CRAZY AUND U DID NOT SAUCRAUFAUCE FOR THOSE GIFTS OR WORK FOR THOSE RITES NO FAUMILY BEFORE U GAVE U THAT HAUNDE EITHIRE AUND SO BABY CHILD IN THIS THING CALLED LIFE U DOUNT DISIRVE A GOD DAMNED THING UNTIL U HAV OUNELY MY CHARITY AUND MOUTHIN OFF BOUT BURGER KING BUYING STEAKS I DOUNT WANT AUND TELLIN ME ILL BE SORRY AINT GOUNNA GET U NO HAUNDE OUTS THIS I PRAUMISE U FUCKIN IGNORINT DEVIL WORSHIPPERS! ILL SNAP URE BABYS NECK ILL SHOOT URE DOG AUND ILL BURNE U ALIVE URE HEAD DECAPITATID SO U CAUN KNOUE THE PAINE BECAUSE AINT NO SON OF MINE GOUNNA WORSHIP MY DADDYS DEVIL MY SON NICOE OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST! AND AUS URE BONES AURE COLLECTID ILL BURNE URE HOUSE DOWNE TO PREPARE THE LAUNDE FOR A FOUNDATION FOR A FAUMILY WHO DISIRVES A HOUME ON THAT LAUNDE.

U WOUNT DISGRACE MY FAUTHIRE IN FRONT OF ME IF U OPIN URE MOUTHE TO DO SO ILL OUNELY GO DOWNE TO DIE FOR HIM HE WHO SAVES MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST! U BE A NIGGER AUND U BE SOVERAUNE AUS I LAE QUIETLY AUND SIT WAITING TO PAUSS AUWAUE AULL U CHOOSE AUS THOU FORBIDDIN DEVIL WORSHIPPING SWYNE THE SOVERAUNE AURE U! BUT I AINT AUFRAUID OF NO REIGN PNUEMONIAU OR JAILE CELL I AINT GRANT JOHNSON AUND ILL TALK TO ANY NIGGER COP WHO WOULD ACT LIKE A SOLDIER AUND ARREST ME TO PROTECT URE DAMNATIONS SOVERAUNTY I AINT AUFRAID OF HUNGIRE IM NOT AFRAID TO WALK IN THE SNOW UNTIL MY SWOLLIN FEET GO NUMB AUND I CANT FEELE THEM ILL BURNE URE SOULS MY DADDY DIED ON THE CROSS BECAUSE HE LOVED ME TO LOVE US HIS OUNELY SON AUND HIS CHILDRIN AUND I WILL NOT DIE AUND LEAVE THIS HIS CINGDOM OF HEAVIN FOR HEAVIN AUS U BURNE INTO HELL! ASHAMED OF WHAT I SAUCRAUFAUCED FOR NOT WHY I WILL CILL U NO MATTIRE THE COST AUND THIS I CAN PRAUMISE U. SHAME GREAT OR GRAUNDE WILL NOT BE MINE TO HOLDE! THERS A TIME A PLACE AUND A REASON FOR EVERYTHING AUND UNTIL U KNOUE HIS LOVE U WOUNT UNDIRSTAND TIME WHY EACHE PLACE IS A PLACE AUND WHY EVERY REASON HAS A REASON IN THIS CRAZY THING CALLED THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!

U WAUNNAU CHALLINGE ME U GO RITE AHEAD BUT I WILL BE HAUNAURED EVIN IN THIEVERY BY GYPSYS AUND TRAMPS U WILL KNEEL TO ME AUS I CUT OFF URE HEAD AUND SNAP MY FINGERS TO BECKON THE DEVIL TO MY SIDE LIKE A DOG HE COUMES RUNNING FAUTHIRE WILL LET ME SEE HIM TODAE AUND HIS SON I DOUNT CARE IF IM NAKED OR WALK WITHE A CANE OR WHEEL IN A CHAIRE U WILL AUBAUE IM NOT AUFRAUID TO SET PRESIDINCE AUGAUINE IM NOT SPENDING MONEY TO HAV FOOD TO EAT THIS WEEK THEY HAV PAID AUND WILL PAE AUGAUINE SO ON MONDAE U AUS A SOVERAUNE NATION THOU FORBIDDIN EARTHE REPUBLIC WILL BOW OR ON MONDAE AFTIRNOON ILL TAKE MYSELF OUTSIDE OR ADD PHYSICAL ALTERCATION TO BE ARRESTID BY A PUSSY PIG WHO SOLDE HIS UNBOURND CHILD BEFORE HE COULD FIHTE LIKE HITLER STALYN OR ADOLPH! BECAUSE IN THER DAMNATION THAT WUZ THER PRIDE NOT THER DUMB AUSS NIGGERS THE REASON TO GET OUT OF BED EVERY MOURNING URE STUPIDER THAN THEY THE SAME AUS THE DEVILS DEMONS THE PAUL MANGI FICOS!
ITS ABOUT REALITY NOT THE FOOD NOT THE PRICE! U DOUNT EXIST URE ALIVE TO SIRVE ME UNTIL I CILL U. UNLESS URE MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS JUE IN WHICHE CASE WE AURE ALIVE TO LOVE AUS A FAUMILY AUND WORSHIP HE HIM WHO SAVES NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST TOGETHER SO ONE DAE U CAUN COUME TO LIVE WITHE US MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST AUND I IN HEAVIN IM A VERY OLDE SICK MAUHNE! IM DIEING FRUM THE INSIDE OUT ALIVE OUNELY BECAUSE OF MY DADDYS AUNCIENT SHIPAURDS VAUMPIRIC BLOOD! I WILL NOT DIE A MEAK AUND SHAMED SON AUS I AUM THINE LORDE OF GOD AULLMIHTEY BECAUSE U WORSHIP THE DEVIL AUND THINK THE DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE AURE ME, JESUS CHRIST MY DADDY AULL HAILE BOW & SIRVE LOVE & HAUNAURE WORSHIP AUBAUE PROTECT AUND RESPECT BELIEVE AUND WALK IN THINE LITE OF OURE MAUSTIRE IMORTIL OURE CREAUTIRE ITIRNIL AUND U WILL NOT FIND HIM U WILL KNOUE HIM OURE HOLI FAUTHIRE HIS SAUCRID HINISS HIS BLESSID MAUJESTI HIS HOLI IMININCE MY DADDY OURE FAUTHIRE CHILDRIN NAUPTRA YES I SAID NAUPTRA NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE U WORSHIP THE DEVIL AUND THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE. AUS THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE! AUND WISHE ME TO BE TO WEAK ON OXYGEN WITHE DIABETES BAD CIRCULATION AUND AULL THESE THINGS THE PIGS BURNING IN HELL U SOLDE URE SOULS TO BE IN DAMNATION ETERNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL FIHTE TILL THE DIE I CAUN RISE NO LONGIRE AUND ON THE DAE I AUM NOT ALLOUED THE STRENGTHE TO FIHTE ILL WATCHE THE DEVIL SIRVE AUND AULL OF U BURNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAPPY FRIDAE!

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