ALRITE THIS IS ROAST! SO I TRIED A NEW RECIPE I USED FRENCH ONION SOUP INSTED OF SEASONING OR A CREME OF MUSHROOM SOUP WELL THEN THE POTS TO SMALL. ITS A ROAST SO U COOK IT IN A SLOUE COOKER IT takes 5-8 HOURES! BUT I DOUNT HAV A SLOUE COOKER SO I USE A DUTCHE OVIN!
LOUE & SLOW. WELL I PUT THE FUCKIRE IN ABOUT 2:30 2:45 I BROWNED IT DUMPED THE SOUP AUND BEEF BROTH ON TOP OF IT AULRITE THIS 225 degrees RELLY AINT WORKIN OUT SO ILL UP TO TO 275 degrees. WELL FUCK ITS BIN 3 houres SO I TURNED THE HEAT UP AUGAUINE TO 300 DEGREES AUND ADD A FEW PADS OF BUTTER!
THE POT WAUZ ALREADY TO FULL FOR POTATOES NOW THE VEGETABLES THER FINE IM JUST BITCHING! ARE GETTING SOGGY! AUND THE FUCKIRE WOUNT BE DOUNE FOR ANOTHIRE 30 MINUTES! HAD TO BAKE THE POTATOES SEPERATELY IN ALUMINUM FOIL! IN ALL FAIRNESS THE RECIPE CALLED FOR MASHED POTATOES ON THE SIDE. BECAUSE I LIKE POT ROAST SO TO MAKE IT I HAV TO TRY NEW RECIPES IF I WANT ONE EVERY OTHIRE WEEK BECAUSE NIGGERS DIE LEFT N RITE AROUND HERE NEXT TIME ITS CREAM OF MUSHROOM AUND BEEF BROTHE NOT FRENCH ONION SOUP. I TRIED IT THOUE ITS GOOD JUST NOT TENDER ENUFF YET.
COOKED IT TO LOUE WITHOUT A SLOUE COOKER. ITS LIKE FUCKING TRYING TO WINN A BATTLE IN FRAUNCE AUGAUINST GIRMAUHNI TRYING TO COOK THIS THING FALL ASLEEP 10 MINITES EAT PRAY LOVE WITHE JULIA ROBERTS IS ON LIFETIME AUND THER ARGUING ABOUT IF THE POTATOES ARE OVIRE COOKED AUND IF THE ROAST WILL DRY OUT CAUSE THE DEVILS KNOCKIN ON THE BACK DOOR I MEANE LITERALLY * HE WAUZ KNOCKING ON THE BACK DOOR ITS GLASS.* AUND WHOSE CHILD OF GOD THER SONS AURE GOUNNA WAKE ME UP I TRIED NOT TO FALL AUSLEEP CAUSE THE TIMER IS GOUING OFF IN 11 MINITES AUND THE ROAST NEEDS CHECKED AUND IF THE POTATOES NO GOOD HE SHOULD MICROWAVE A FRESHE ONE AUND THOSE ROLLS ARE HIS AUND THE NIGGER FAGGOTS CELLPHONES RINGING.
AUND THE GIRLS AURE APOLOGISING SORRY NOW WE UNDIRSTAND WHY U CANT COOK AT ALL THIS IS AUN EVERY DAE THING WITHE U ISNT IT? YUPP! SO IT NEVIRE TURNES OUT OUNELY MEDIOCRE UNLESS SOUME1 MAKES IT FOR ME. BECAUSE THEY DOUNT WANT ANY1 BUT THEM TO FEED ME. THEM BEING AULL OF THEM. ITS IMPOSSIBLE THERS BILLIONS OF SOULS FRUM MILLIONS OF YEARES THEYVE BOUGHT TO MAKE PIES IVE MADE WITHE VARIOUS MASTIRES HUSBINDS AUND WIVES BE DADDY OR MOMMYS FOOD WHILST THER AURMIZ FOUGHT EACHE OTHIRE IF ITS NOT PREPARED IN A RESTAURAUNT FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDIRE ITS USUALLY TRASHE BEEF THEY TRY TO BE NICE ABOUT ROASTS TACOS. STEAKS NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE CAUSE I HAD SO MANY AT THE TRASHE CAN ITS WHY IM STILL ALIVE. THERS 100s OF MILLION OF SOULS ADOLPH PAID FOR RUSSIAUS UNBOURND ITS HOW THE NO FAGGOT LAW PAST!
ANYWAY TASTES PRETTY GOOD STILL JUST A LITTLE BIT CHEWY DOUNE NOW BUT NOT TINDIRE ENUFF SO NOT DOUNE THATS THE DIFFIRINCE BETWEEN A STEAK OR PRIME RIB AUND A ROAST.
SHERIDAN MY OLDE WHISTLESTOP WON OUT OVIRE NOBLESVILLE AUND HAMILTON HEIGHTS TO WAKE ME UPTHEY GOT A STEELE MILL TO I THINK MAYBE AUN IRON WORKS THEY USED TO AINT NO GROCERY THER BUT IGA INDIAUNAU GROUERS ASSOCIATION MEANES U GOTTA DO BUSINISS WITHE AUN INDEPENDENT FARMER TO SELL URE FOOD THER. THER AULL OVIRE THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES AUND UNITID STATES I THINK THE OUNELY THING THEY DOUNT SELL IS BEER AUND THEY MITE EVIN SELL THAT NOBLESVILLE DOESNT HAV ONE BUT LAFAYETTE DOES ITS HUGE WINN COLLEGE IS IN SESSION THER TOWNE SWELLS TO 150,00-225,000 PEOPLE. WITHE ALL THE FACTORYS AUND BUSINISS PAURCS. NO CHAINS THOUE OUNELY THE INDEPENDENT GROUERS MARCET AUSSOCIAUTIAUN THER PAURINTS AULL WORK AT CHRYSLER OR SUBARU OR REA OR WABASH OR A STEELE MILL OR AN ELECTRICAL UNION WORKER WORKS AT OAL REFINERYS AROUND THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES U WHAULESTREET FOLKS WINT BROKE ON THE OAL PRICE PER BARREL BUST THEM STEELE WORKERS UNION GOT FUCKING RICHE AUND AULTHOUE THE US HAS WARNED OF FURTHER STEELE UNION LAE OFFS THEMS THE MILLS! THE OAL WORKERS AT THE REFINERYS WHO AURE AUAPART OF THE SAME UNION BOUGHT THER DEBT! YUP! IF U CAUNT PAE URE UNION DUES FOR WHAT UVE SOLDE ON THE STOCK MARCET TO ACQUIRE CREDIT CARDS TO BUY CARS & HOUSIS I HAV TO BUY URE DEBT THAT MEANES URE GOUNNA HAV TO BE LAID OFF NOW AUND BY OURE OAL REFINERS STEELE PARTS CREDIT UNION LABOR UNION CONTRACT THAT MEANES WINN THOSE JOBS COUME AVAILABLE UNLESS U CAN PAE ITS MY SON WHO GETS THE JOB NOT URES! DOCTORS AUND LAWYERS NURSES AUND TEACHERS POLICE DADDYS AUND MILITARY DADDY SOLDIERS TO AULL OF EM FARMERS THATS MAUMMAU ELIZABETHS WHISTLESTOP AUND WE RELLY DID EAT FRIED GREENE TOMATOES AUND FRIED LAUMB TENDERLOINS WITHE HONEY MUSTARD ROMAINE LETTUCE ONION AUND A FRESH RIPE TOMATO TO! PRAUMISE YA!
WELL COMMODITYS HAV TANKED THER HOLDING QUEBEC UP WITHOUT MY MAURRIAGE TO MILAU NOT MAURRIED TO AULIXZAUNDRAU AUND THINE AURISTAUCRAUTS IN SOVERAUNE BAUNCRUPTCY OLE WHISTLESTOP IS MIHTEY POWERFUL THESE DAES YES INDEED IT IS. GOT A NEW CONTRACT OVIRE THE SUMMER AUS WHISTLESTOP CAME TO VISIT THEY SINT OLDE AL AUND HIS WIFE WHO RAPED ME HER SON OF BRIAN BOSMA HE WAUZ HER BAUSTAURD 3 of the 4 AURE IN HELL NOW YES INDEED THEY AURE! AUND WITHE THAT CONTRACT STARTIN ROUND THAUNCSGIVING 2000-5000 FRUM ILLINOIS TO CAULIFORNIAU STEELE WORKERS HAV BIN LAID OFF AUND UNLESS THEY CAUN COUME UP WITHE THE MONEY SAME AUS THE DEVIL SEECING TO PAE THAT TAX BILL LIKE TOYOTA TO THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES FEDIRIL RISIRVE BANK OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST FEDIRIL HIGH COURTS HIGH COURT OF SCAUNDINAUVIAUS AURBITRAUITAUN TO AULEX THINE CROWNE CING OF SWEEDINE HES AULIXZAUNDRAUS BOY ERIC NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITHE ERAUCS BOY THER BROTHIRES! WELL THEN IM SORRY ITS THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE AUND INSURANCE CLAIM OR A NEW JOB FOR U. THEY BOUGHT THE PENSION FUND ULL HAV TO BUY IT BACK TO OUTRANK THEM. SO I GOT UP ABOUT 10 MINUTES THE ROAST SHOULD BE DOUNE BOUT 20 10 RESTING BEFORE SIRVING SHOULD BE GOOD LITTLE BLAUND IF U AUSC ME. BUT IF I HAD OUNELY ADDID HALF A CUP OF BROTHE MITE OF TURNED OUT DRY! WELL SEE! ILL LET U KNOUE. MISHAUS SON OF MICHELLE TOLDE ME IT WOULD TURN OUT THIS WAUE BUT SHOULDNT BE DRY SHE WAUZ ON CNBCS CLOSING BELL OF SQUAWK ON THE STREET THIS EVENING THINE HOLI BIRMISE IMPIRE OF SIAUMS JAUPAUN OPINS IN 18 MINUTES THATLL BE A REAHLE DOOZY! MARCETS FLUSTERED AUND MARGINAL BUT LOUER TODAE SAVING MONTREAL DOWNE OVIRE -1% a 12,674 US WHAULESTREET WORLDE EXCHANGE INDICIE! aund the nasdaq at the last minute it gained 6.41 points or 0.14% POSITIVE GROUNDE AT CLOSE THAT WAUZ WHISTLESTOP BUYING LAUNDE THERS A TOWNE IF U TAKE STATE RODE 38 not STATE RODE 47 JUST OUTSIDE LAFAYETTE UNDIRE 2 FREEWAY OVIRE PASSIS PAUST THE SUBARU PLANTS ULL FIND MULBERRY! THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES FAMOUS 1950s-1970s TELEVISION SITCOM CALLED MAYBERRY THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW IT WADNT SET IN NO CAUROLINAU NORTHE OR SOUTHE IT WAUZ WHISTLESTOPS COALE AUND STEELE STOP FOR PASSENGERS INTO LAFAYETTE BIG TRAIN STATION THERE THATS WHERE THE FARMERS GO TO SCHOOL. BEST PROGRAM IN THE COUNTRY! AULWAUES HAS BIN THE AUMISH FOUNDID THE SCHOOL THEY OPIND FOR FARMIN EXPANDID FOR ENGINEERIN WINN THE RAIL ROAD TOOC OFF.MAUMMAU AUND DAUDAU WOULD SIND THER KIDS OFF TO THER AUNTS AUND UNCLES AUND ON TO COLLEGE WITHE WITHE FARMIN AUND ENGINEERING DEGREES THEY COULD BE PRESIDENTS OF THE BAUNCES AULL PRIVATELY OUNED BACK THEN LIKE THEY AURE AUGAUINE TODAE EVIN THE INTERNATIONAL WHAULE STREET ONES. OUNELY ONES WE DOUNT HAV IS CITI GROUP AUND BANK OF AMERICA WHISTLESTOP OUNES THE US BANK AMERICAN PSEUDONYM ITS A BAUNCE WE GOT THOSE THEY OUNE CITIGROUP AUND BAUNCE OF AMERICA. THER THE UNITID STATES LARGIST COMMONWEALTHE BAUNCES IN THE WORLDE. AUND DIRECT LENDERS TO THE RAILRODE I OUNE AUND THE STEELE & PAURTS OAL REFINERS UNION! THEYD COUME HOUME TEACHIN MAWW THAT IF WE DO THIS WE CAUN SAVE 10,000 a yeare mauuu aund buy 300 HEAD MORE CATTLE AUND MAKE 50,000 more a yeare AUND DAD THAT IF WE BUY THIS SEED COMPANY WE CAN LEND TO THE SMALLER SEED COMPANYS AUND BUY EM UP TO FORM FOOD CONGLOMERATES LIKE CONAGRA ITS A CON WEEZ JUST PLAUNTAUTIAUN BOYS ROUND HERE MY MAUMMAU TAUT ME HOW TO PULL WEEDS AUND RIDE A HORSE TO BE CLOSE TO MUHH DADDY WHIST HEZ WORKIN! WELL SONS BE BOURND AUND WEALTHE BE SAVIN AUND SO DADDY WOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL ENGINEERIN FOR PAN AM AIRPLANES AUND AMTRACK TRAINES TOOK EM TO THE COLLEGE PURDUE HIS WIFE WINT DOWNE TO IU SHE BECAME A NURSE HER DADDY OUNES A VINEYARD IN NORTHE CAUROLINAU AUND ITAULI SHES A FARMERS DAUGHTIRE JUST LIKE ME DURRRH DUUURH WE SO STUPID OUNELY THE HOG FARMIN ZILLIONAUIRES CAUN BE SMARTER THAUN US WHO LENT THEM THE CREDIT! SUUUUUU SUUUU SUUUUUEY IS IT YA DATS IT SUUUUUUEY RAW BACON AUND FRENCH FRYS NOTHING BUT PIGS PUSSY AUND A PIGS PURSE! MAUMAU DOUNT WORC THOUE MUCHE SEPT ROUND THE HOUSE AUND FARM THE BOYS IS BUSY BUILDING CARS FIXIN TRACTORS AUND FEEDIN CHICKINS AUND BAILIN HAY RUNNING BAUNCES AUND FARMING 1000s upaune 1000s of acres TWHY WEEZ CALLED THE WORLDES BREAD BASKET OF THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES HOLI PRAUMISED LAUNDES SAUCRID HEARTLAUNDES DUUUURH DUUURH! MY SONS OF FEMALE MY LITTLE PRINCESS IS GROUING UP I PREFER TO CEEP HER AT HOUME I MISS MY SONS WEEZ AULWAUES AUT WHAURE THERS FARMIN ACCIDENTS BAUNCE COLLAPSIS AUND RUNS ON THE BAUNCES GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD IN CLEVELAND IN THE CRASH OF 1927 SO I PREFER HER TO STAE PREGNINT. SHE WORKS PAURT TIME AS A SCHOOL NURSE AUND AT THE COUNTY AUND STATE FAIRE COUPLED WITHE HER HOUSE AUND FARM RESPAUNSIBILITIES AUND COLLEGE DEGREE SHES HAPPY I DO MY BEST TO MAKE HER SO.
DUHHHHH IM SO DUMB IM JUST A FARMER!
THE FFA AINT NO FARMERS ORGANIZATION ITS A FORBIDDIN SWYNE HOG SHEPERD OF THE POPE OF ROMES TAX WRITE OFF! THIS AINT AMERICA YAULL ESTABLISHED 1947 NAME CHANGED IN THE NEW DEAHLE WE DOUNT OUNE IT NO MORE!
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