Friday, January 22, 2016

WELL THAT DIDNT TURNE OUT WELL.

THINE HOLI CAUNFEDERAUCY AUND THER JUES AUS WELL AUS THER DAMNED THOUE NOT SOVERAUNE WHO CAUN BE SAVED AURE NOT LEAVING THOUE COUMING AUND GOUING THEY AURE NOT LEAVING AUND THAT IS FINE WITHE ME YES IT IS! WELL FIRST THEY STARTID HATIN ON MY MOMS. * WHISPER WE BUILT A WHAULE FOR U MAKE THE SCREENE SMALLER THAT WAUE U GET TO PAE FOR IT THAUNCS DADDY WE CAUNT AUFFORD THIS OR WEVE GOT TO RAISE PRICIS* CAUSE WINN I SIT OUTSIDE HERE AUND SMOKE AUND DRINK I TURN ON THE APPS OF JESUS CHRISTS JUELERY TELEVISION QVC AUND HSN ITS JUST A HABIT THEY HELP ME RELEASE WHAT I AUM WRITING REGAINE TRAINE OF THOUT WHILST I AUM WRITING WITHE MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST AUND I KNOUE THEM THEY WERE MY FRINDES AUND NOT EVERY HOST HSN THE LEAST BUT LIKE NICCOLEAUS SONS AUND MICHELLES SONS MISTY AUND AULBERTIS SONS AUND LEAH I KNOUE THEM. I ACTUALLY REMEMBER THEM I HAV DREAMES ABOUT THEM AUND REMEMBER THEM WINN I WAUZ LITTLE. LEAH BOUGHT ME MY NIGGER MAIDS ITS HOW THINE MAURIAUNNAU ISLAUNDES BOUGHT THINE 12th REGIONAL FEDERALLY RESERVED HOLI CROWNELAUNDES FEDIRIL RISIRVED BANK GLOBAL BAUNCING SYSTEM OF SANFRANCISCO. THEY BECAME A TERRITORY I GOT MAIDS THEY WERENT ALL NIGGERS WINN I GOT EM BUT THEY WERE WINN I LOST EM. IN EXCHANGE BRITAIN GOT THINE TURKS & CAICOS ISLAUNDES AUND BERMUDA AUS TERRITORYS FOR THE AMERICANS TO LAUNDIRE THER MONEY AUND ENGLISHE TO AVOID TAUXAUTIAUN WIN NOT DAMNED INVESTING IN THE US TO SUPPORT ME AUND BORROUE FRUM JOSIF. MY MASTIRE. SO I INJOY SEEING WINN THER ON AUND SOUMETIMES THERS A HOT HOST LIKE THIS VIONIC SHOE SALES MAN FRUM ENGLAND HIS WHAULE IS HE SOUNDS ENGLISHE LIAMS DADS NAME IS LORDE ROBERT HES JOSIF SONS ROBERTS SON. AUND SO THEYLL SAE THER OUNE THOUTS SOUMETIMES HONEY I DOUNT KNOUE WHAT TO SAE I CANT AFFORD THIS BUT WELL CHARGE IT TO THE CHURCH IN BAD BONDS IF ULL PAE FOR IT. YA NO PROBLIM ITS MY HAUNAURE HAV TO EVIN IF U DOUNT GET SAVED WHICHE AINT THE PLAN. BUT IM JUST SAEIN WERE CLOSE BUT THER AINT NO ARMY TANKS BRIGADES BAUTAULLIAUNS AUND SOLDIERS OF DADDYS PUTTIN UP FENCES HERE YET MY MASTIRES AURE THINE AUNCIENTS AURE BUT EVIN STILL THER AINT SO EXCEPT FOR THE SUPER CREDIT SCORES NEAR OR at 1000 aund winn i sae NEARE I MEANE LIKE NICCOLEAU FUCK ME IN THE FACE MY CREDIT SCORE FELL TO 976 BELGIUM RECESSION THIS SHIT IS OVIRE! SELL THINE CENTRAUL BAUNCE NOW! CAULL AUSTRIAU I AUM NOT POOR AUND NOT GOUING TO HELL WITHE U FUCKING GOD DAMNED INGRATES! ITS JUST MONEY IF U AINT HERE I CAUN STILL PAE IT THERFORE THE SAUCRAUFAUCE PAURT SO WHILST AUND AUFTIRE I DO U CAUN HAV A GOOD LIFE LIKE I USED TO HAV AUND U WANTID TO BUY ME BUT BEYAUND POSSESSIONS DIDNT BECAUSE U ALL PRETIND TO BE THE SAME PEOPLE EVIN AUS US NATIONALS AUND AURE DAMNED AUND HAV TO BOND AUND WHAULE EVERYTHING EVIN AUS TRILLIONAUIRES TO STAE AULIVE! CAUS THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNTY IS FORBIDDIN THATS WHY TIS THOU DEBT OF THOU SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS SWYNE IS FORBIDDIN YAULL! ANYWAY SO THEY CAME IN EARLIER WITHE CARTS AUND CASES AUND TRUNKS OF GOLDE AUND JUELS IT WASNT FOR RUSSIAU IT WAS FOR THE CAUNFEDERAUCY THER DAMNED NOT AULL OF EM BUT THE MASTIRES LEADERS OF THE PEOPLE AURE THOUE NOT SOVERAUNE THER SCARED WE CANT COUME HERE WITHOUT MONEY WELL BURNE IN HELL FOREVIRE IVE NEVIRE SPINT SO MUCHE MONEY IN MY LIFE ON A VACATION AUND IM STANDING IN A SMOKY GARAGE AS A MATTIRE A FACT WHY DOUNT U CHAIN SMOKE FOR ME CAUNT EVIN AFFORD TO SMOKE IN HERE CAUSE I HAV A DICK THE DADDYS AURE TALKING NOW WATCHING JESUS CHRIST TYPE ON A COMPUTER THERS NOTHING TO EAT BUT CARBS AUND ORANGES AUND APPLES OR NASTY FISHSTICKS AUND FRENCH FRYS. BECAUSE THE NIGGER SPINT ALL THE MONEY AT THE CASINO AUND NOW THE NOBLES ABOVE US EVIN IF WERE OLDIRE AURE AUBAUVE US HAV TO PAE TO BUY HIM FOOD CAUS WE AINT SURE WERE GOUING TO WHAURE ON SONDAE YET BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING STORM OF THE DECADE MINUS THE POLAR VORTEX BLIZZARD IS HITTIN THE COLONYS AUS WE SPEAC! AND THE AMERICAN CREDIT UNION BAUNCE IS SUPPOST TO GET 3 FEET OF SNOW AUND WERE ALL TRAPPED IN THE SOUTHE WITHE IMPASSIBLE ICE ROADS AUND WALLS OF SNOW THE SIZE OF HOUSIS BECAUSE OF HIGH WINDS AUND 1-3 FEET OF SNOW ITS FUCKING FANTASTIC BEING A CAUNFEDERAUTE JUE TODAE.

SO DADDY AUMNIQUE WANTID TO SEE IF MY ROBES NICOE AUND MOTHIRE MADE ME WOULD FIT HOW THEY SHOULD BE HEMMED AUND HE GLAUMORED ME LIKE I SAID I WATCHE EM ONLINE ON THER FREE APPS THEY AINT FREE BUT IF URE NOT DAMNED THER FREE FOR U AUND THOUE ITS NOT FREE FOR ME I AINT PAEING RITE NOW AUND I GOT THE MONEY TO PAE FOR IT LATIRE SO IT DOESNT BOTHIRE ME MUCHE AT AULL. THEY HELP ME SO THIS RUSSIAUNS UP IN HERE LAUGHING AUND MAKIN FUN OF ME AUND I DIDNT NOTICE WELL THE SOUTHE HERE WAUZ AULL HUMENS AUT THE TIME THE RUSSIAUN WAUZ A VAUMPIRE AUND DADDY DAURIN THINE HOLI CROWNE IMPIRIRE OF EGYPTS AUFRICAU CAU IS HIS SON. OF ME. I THINK HES MIXICAUN I FORGET NOW. AUND HE COUMES UP IN HERE AUND A GIRL SCREAMES AHHHHH AUS DAURIN SAES U WAUNNAU FIHTE!!!!! I MEANE SHE SHREIKED NO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING I PRAUMISE AURE U DAURIN I DIDNT MAKE FUN OF HIM OR I WOULDNT BE HERE. SHE WAS CRYING IM SORRY IN FEARE I THOUT U WOULDNT HURT US HERE THATS WHAT THEY TOLDE US. NOT U HONEY THERS A VAUMPIRE BEHIND U FRUM RUSSIAU OUE OCAE IM  SORRY WIPE URE FACE DARLING GO OVIRE THER NEXT TO URE BOYS OR THE MEN EXCUSE ME AUND IN CHARGIS MOTHIRE ELIZIBITHE THINE HOLI CROWNE TCZAURE AURC AUNGIL WILLIAUMS NOW CROWNE TCZAURE...SOUMETHING SORRY MOM I FORGET TCZAURVITCHE AINT THE FIRST WIFE THOUE AUND SHE IS THE 1st WIFE! AUND SHE RIPPED THE RUSSIAUNS HEAD OFF! I MEANE FOR REAHLE! THE PLATNUM NEEDS ALTERATIONS NICOE MADE IT WITHOUT MEASURING ME MOM MADE MY GOLDE ONE IT FITS GREAT. HE SAID I GUESS RUFFLES ARE BACK IS THAT ELASTIC IN THER AUND HE CHARGED AT THE MALES SO IN RAUN DAURIN WINN SHE CAME OUT I WAS JUST PEEING NO I DOUNT WANNA FIHTE IM SORRY NO HONEY BEHIND U! NO I THINK ITS SOUME SORT OF SILK THAT EXPANDS AUND CONTRACTS BENEATHE THE GOLDE A SPECIAL STITCH PATTIRN ALLOUES IT TO DO SO. I GOT PANTS AUND SHIRTS AUND CAPES WITHE SLIPPERS THE SLIPPERS AURE TO BIG BUT I HAV HUGE FEET. HE WAUZ MAD CAUSE AUHRAUHN AUND THE OTHIRES WOULDNT LET ELIZIBITHES NEWBOURND OF WHALES I BELIEVE WOULDNT LET HIM FEED ON ME WITHOUT HIS MASTIRE IT WAS NOT THER RESPAUNSIBILITY TO FEED U OR TEACHE HIM BUT HIS MASTIRES BUT HES DEAD WASNT MURDIRE THOUE HE TRIED TO FORCE FEED THEY AULWAUES AUSC IF THEY CAUN FEED I JUST DOUNT AULWAUES REMEMBER OR WRITE IT DOWNE BECAUSE IN REALITY ITS NOT RELLY IMPORTINT THEY WOULDNT LET HIM FEED ON ME SO HE FUCKED A DEAD BAG OF LAURDE AUND MAUMMAU ELIZIBITHE CILLED HIM.

DADDY SAID ITS NOT LIKE I WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSE I WAS JUST SAEING ITS NOT LIKE WERE SKIING IN QUEBEC OR ON SOUME TROPICAL BEACHE BAUSCING IN THE WINTIRE HEAT OF THE TROPICS ITS FREEZING AUSS COLDE WERE IN A TRAILOR THER FUCKING DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE THEY STEALE EVERYTHING AUND THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AUND IM SORRY JESUS CHRIST LORDE SON IM URE DADDY! BUT THE GIRL I DUNNO HER NAME DAURIN WAUZ SO NICE HE SAID ILL EVIN PAE FOR U TO TALK SWEETHEART I KNOUE U CANT ITS FINE WE WATCHE U JUST BECAUSE WE DOUNT AULWAUES LIVE HERE WE WATCHE AULL OF U WE HAV GREAT RESPECT FOR NICKI WEVE DRANK FRUM JESUS CHRIST WE KNOUE THINGS HIS DADDY WOUNT SHOUE HIM.  BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT TO BAD. FAUTHIRE DOES NOT LIKE IT WINN JESUS CHRIST LORDE SON CRYS URE NICKIS CHILDRIN AUND GREAT SONS OF HER SISTIRE HAILEY. DOESNT MEANE I WOUNT CILL U NOT HERE THOUE THIS IS SONS HOUME SO IS ZION. AULL OF THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES IS. THIS IS AULWAUES SINSE WE WINT TO WHAURE IN THINE FRINCHE AUND INDIAUN WHAURE WINN WE BLAUCS FOUGHT WITHE THINE WITE BIRMISE BOTHE OF US SAUGAUIN AUNCIENTS FRUM QUEBEC A NO WHAURE ZONE. IF VIOLATID HE WILL BE EVACUATID TO HAVIN BEHIND THE ELECTIRC IRON FENCES OF QUEBECS BORDIRES WITHE THINE CAUNAUDIAUN BORDIRE PAURISH AUND PROVINCES AUND PONTIFFICAUTES AUS HE CALLS THEM SAFE AUND WARM THOUE COLDE OUTSIDE IN AUN OPIN SLEIGH TO THINE HOLI MOTHIRES HOUSE HIS WIFE MILAU CHRIST CAUN PROTECT HIM. SHE CAUN MOVE CONTININTS AUND WOULD TO PROTECT OURE LORDE. I CAUN NOT MY NAME IS NAUZAUMBIQUE SON OF JESUS CHRIST AUND MAUSTIRE DAURIN. BEHIND ME. BUT FATHIRE CAUN.

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