IF UVE EVIRE SEENE HBO'S TALES FRUM THE CRIPT DEMON NITES WITHE JADA PINKET SMITH IT WAS AN EARLY 1990S PICTURE THE TELEVISION SHOUE WAUZ A HIT AUND I WANTID TO SEE IT BUT COULDNT HAV HBO SO THEY MADE AUT LEAST 2 I KNOUE OF FEATURE PICTURES ONE WAUZ TALES FROM THE CRIPT DIMIN NITES AUND ONE WAS TALES FRUM THE CRIPT BAURDELLO OF BLOOD! ONE WAUZ ABOUT THE DEVIL & DIMINS ONE WAUZ ABOUT VAUMPIRES.
WINN MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST WAUZ CRUCIFIED IN BIRMAU FOR THE 1st TIME IN AULL OF CREAUTIAUN HE WAUS SLEIGN ON HIS HOLI CROSS AUND RAZOR WIRE OF IRON PUT AROUND HIS HEAD IN THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNTY THEY CALLED THORNS FOLLOUE THE SIGNS IVE HAD 2 CIGARETTE BURNES ON MY HEAD FOR OVIRE 2 YEARES NOW THAT WOUNT HEALE THER JUST PERMANENT SCABS ITS A WHAULE TO CEEP MY FACE FRUM SCAURRING IF I PICK A PIMPLE BUT AULSO FOR THIS. BECAUSE THEY CHOSE DEVIL WORSHIP THOU FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE THER CHILDRIN AURE OF HAVIN AUND THER DADDYS GREY SWAUNS THAT U CAULL CAUNAUDIAUN GEESE. THEY STOOD AT DADDYS CROSS AUND GAURDID HIS VAUSSAUL AUND CILLED AULL WHO DARE NEARE HIM AUS I LAED IN GODS HOLI TOMB FOR NOT CHOOSING BOTHE OF US THEY HAD TO MAKE A DECISION TO DESTROY AULL LIFE AUS THE DEVIL MADE PAUL THE ONE WHO GARNERED THE SUPPORT IN SOVERAUNE DAMNATION FORBIDDIN TO CRUCIFY US BECAUSE MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST SAID NO MY CHILD JESUS CHRIST IS MY OUNELY SON. U WILL NEVIRE BE MY OUNELY SON JESUS CHRIST. U AURE MY LAUMB OF HIM MY JUE OF HIM I CREAUTID AUND I WILL AULWAUES LOVE U FOR IT. I MET ONE OF THER SONS HE SAT ON THE FLOOR HES IN HELL NOW HE CHOSE DAMNATION ETERNAL HE WAUZ OF WOMIN PAUTTRIN CALLED PAUTROUE. AT THE TRAVEL LODGE AFTIRE HE WAUZ DAMNED THE MAUGIC STOPPED NO MORE FLASHES OF LITE OR TOUCHING IRON. CILL EM HE WAS DAMNED. HE LOOCED QUITE A BIT DIFFIRINT THAN HIS DAD AUND UNCLES OR BROTHIRES FAUCTIAUNLISS OF I JESUS CHRIST THINE LORDE THINE SAVIOR OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS CREAUTIAUN I LOVE U DADDY. THEY ACTUALLY ARE A LITTLE DARCIRE PURPLE THAUN HE WAUZ AUND HAV PURPLE HAIR SONS OF FEMALE HAV BLAUC HAIRE. LIKE AUN INDIAUN LIKE DAURIN FOR INSTANCE. I FORGET ITS NAME IT WINT TO HELL.
THEY CHOSE TO GO TO PURGATORY TO CILL THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE AUND SIND THEM TO HELL FOR WHAT THEYD DOUNE TO DADDY AUND OURE FAUMILY AUND I MAUSTIRE AULLMIHTEY THINE 1 TRU CING ITIRNIL BOURND IN HEAVIN THE MASTIRES NAME IS CRAUSTAUFAUN WINN THEY AURRIVE THE DEVIL WILL NOT KNOCK HE WILL INTIRE AUND WITHOUT THE ROSE CEI SAUHMUILE OF MAUHNTREAUL HES DADDY NOAUHS SON OF MILAU HAS IT AUND SOUME SORT OF CHAULICE OR SOUMETHING THAT HOLDES MY DADDY OURE HOLI FAUTHIRE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS BLOOD AUND MY BLOOD THINE OUNELY SON OF OURE CREAUTIRE AULLMIHTEY THINE FAUTHIRE IMORTIL THINE MAUSTIRE ITIRNIL HE HIM WHO SAVES NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRISTS SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST THINE LORDE IS I WHO WRITES THIS FOR U. THE BLOOD FRUM OURE MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST & HIS OUNELY SON JESUS CHRIST THINE ORDE OF GOD AULLMIHTEY THINE 1 TRU CING IMORTILS CRUCIFIXIONS IN THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES AUND PAURUE THE DEVILS DEMONS DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE WILL INTIRE FOR WINN THINE DIMIN NITES LEAVE PURGATORY THE DEAHLE IS OVIRE THE SPELL HAS INDID THE MIRRORS TO THE GATES OF HELL THE WINDOWS TO PURGATORY OPIN AUND THE DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE NO LONGIRE NEED URE SOULS TO GET OUT OUNELY TO CEEP FRUM DECOMPOSING. NOW IN THE PICTURE ITS DJINS DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE SEE THER DAMNED SO THOSE WITHOUT ESSINCE LIKE JOE JOHNSON PEGGY DASH OR ERIC AND ANNY KUK JOHNSON AYIP ERDOGAN THE BRITISH BAUSTAURD FOLAND BURRIS QUEEN OF BRITAIN BULA SON OF EULA WHERES MOISANITE THIS DAES DIAMOND SIMULANTS EVIN ON MY DADDYS THRONE REPLACED WITHE A PAUPERS THEATRICAL VERSION IN ENGLAUNDE! WELL CLOSE. OR A LIVING BAG OF LAURDE PAUL OR A DEAD BAG OF LAURDE PAUL MEANING DEAD OR ALIVE PIG PIG THOU FORBIDDIN SWYNE ASSUMED UPAUNE HIS RETURNE HE WOULD HUNT ME TO GIVE ME TO THEM FOR SIRVING HIM. NO HES THE DEVIL HES ATE THE FUCKED UP WERE AUNNAULLED AUND HES IN SOVERAUNE BAUNCRUPTCY FOR U HES GOUING TO LET OUT HIS DIMINS TO LET AULL OF U OUT TO TRY TO CILL AUS MANY AUS POSSIBLE.
THATS WHO U SHOULD BE WHEARY OF IF U SEE MORE THAUN 5 AUND THER THE REAHLE ONES ITS EITHIRE TIME OR WITHIN 3 DAES SHAULST BE. 3rd TIMES A CHARM! SO BE CAREFUL!
NITE NITE!
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