SHITTIN ON EM

CHAMPAGNE STEAK N EGGS ITS A FAG THING OR SOUMETHING SWEET MEN DO FOR THE LADIES SON ITS TIME U GET URE ASS OUTTA BED NOW UVE DOUNE WOKE UP THE MILITARY BOY! UVE SLEPT ALMOST 6 HOURS ITS TIME TO RISE IN SHINE LITTLE ONE THE STEAK N EGGS WONT BE COUMING TILL 7 or 8 BUT U CAUN HAV URE CHAMPAGNE NOW ITS NOT REAHLE OR GOOD ITS A SPARKLING SPUMANTE MOSCATO BUT IT SAES CHAMPAGNE AUND DOUNT BE OPINING THAT IN THE HOUSE IT WOUNT OVIRE FLOW THOUE ITS LOUD ITS GOT A REAHLE CORK FOR MY BOY HAHAHAHA! WELL ITS NEW YEARES IDINT? EXACTLY HE WAS TO TIRED TO STAE UP SO WE NAPPED FOR A WHILE HE WOKE UP 1 or twice to pee AUND HAD SOUME CHEETOS TO BUT STILL GROGGY NOT TIRED THOUE HIS DADDY PAID FOR HIM TO GET SOUME GOOD REST YESTERDAE NO 1 EVER DOES ANYMORE THE WORLDE FALLIN APART OR COUMIN DOWNE N ALL AUPAUCAULIPSIS AUND THE RAUPTURE HES USUALLY SO TIRED HE CANT EVIN MOVE ALL HE CAN DO IS MOAN CAUSE HIS EYES HURT TO OPIN NOT TO SEE TO OPIN YAULL OPIN! NOW FRY THAT POTATOE TOO AUND DOUNT BE EATIN TO MUCH YA HEARE? IF ITS TO MUCHE THROW IT OUT!

I WOKE UP MY DADDY TALKIN LIKE THAT WOMIN IN HIS PICTURE BOOK MARGO MARTINDALE SHES ELIZABETH TAYLORS SON CAUS WIFE SAINT UHHH HUH IN THAT 2009 IND OF THE ROAD IT PAVED FOR THE MOVE BUT NOT FOR THE FOOD AUND THER WADNT NOTHING ELSE TILL J EDGAR WITHE DADDY LEONARDO DICAPRIO SO THAT WAS THAT AUND HERE WE ARE 9 SHORT YEARES LATER OR SO OUE IM JUST KIDDIN SEEMES LIKE ITS BEENE FOREVIRE THOUE DUDINT LONGIRE THAN THAT FOR MY SON IT WAS LIKE WAKING UP IN LA LA LANDE WHAT IS THIS PLACE WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE DADDY U STILL HERE WITHE ME RITE DADDY? NO IT AINT NO CAU UHH TALKN TOR NAINT NO US MILITARY A SQUAWKIN THEYS BIN THOUE AUND ITS TIME BABY GOT UP THEM OLD MEN EVIN THE YOUNG N PRETTY ONES IS OLDE MEN NOW HALF INRAUJIAUND OR MORE THAUN A QUARTIRE NOW 100s OF THOUSANDS DAMNED NEEDIN SPAUNSAURES ALL OF EM TERRIFIED 100s OF MILLIONS OF EM BABY WOUNT LOVE DADDY ARE IN LOVE IM TIRED DADDY IM TO TIRED TO EAT SO HE PRETINDID WITHE DADDY LOOCIN AT DADDYS PICTURE BOOK LISTINING TO THER VOICIS MEN DO THAT SORT OF THING AUND THER EVIN MORE ASHAMED HES SITTIN HERE WRITING WITHE CHEAP CHAMPAGNE AUND NOT EATIN DADDYS STEAK N EGGS TO TELL YA THE TRUTHE!

HE PRAUMISED TO LOVE HIM AUND GIVE THEM A CHANCE NEVIRE HAD THE COURAGE BEFORE BEYOND A QUICK STOP A VISIT OR WALK IN TO APOLOGIZE BIN WORST STILL SINSE THEM PAUTROUE ONES MET HER TESTID AGAINE WINN AUNAUSTAUCIAU WAS SINT TO CHAURGAUS MMMMHMMM LOST A FEW ANY1 FUCKED HER DIDNT MAKE IT MY BABYS FAUMILY THE ORIGINALS AUND THATS JUST THE WAE IT IS BEING GOD N ALL MY LORDES FAUMILY BEING MY BABY ARE THE ELDIST ITS PROPIRE INGLISHE SAE ILDIST THOUE VAUMPIRIC JUERY N ALL! HOW U DOIN? DREAMES OF BEACHES NO NO NO NO WE LEARNED WE FUCKED UP WITHE PAUTROUE TOOC THE MIRRORS OFF THE SHIPS N EVERYTHING IM DAMNED AS HELL IM TERRIFIED TO BREATHE I NEED MY DADDY MY BABY WILL MAKE ME STRONG AGAINE IN GODS HAUNDES! CHAURGAUS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE U KNOUE U STAE AWAE FRUM US AUNAUSTAUCIAU URE NOT THE WAE BABY DADDYS GOTTA FIGURE THIS OUT ON HIS OUNE GODS UHH WORKIN AUND THE LORDES A SPEACIN WHILST THEYS A TALKIN WINT TO HELL TOO THEY KNEW BETTIRE THAN THAT HERD WORDE IT WAS THEM JOHNSONS THE LAST ONES SURVIVING GALE DOWN IN FORT MEYERS GOTS A BLACK MARKET BUSINISS WITHE THE US MILITARY SHE WARNED EM U STAE AWAE FRUM THEM NOW YA HEARE OR HER RATHIRE U KNOUE MY WORDES GETS A JUMBLED SOUMETIMES TALKIN LIKE THIS ACTIN LIKE IM A WOMIN N ALL! WELL IT MADE U HAPPY URE SO EXCITID TO PLAE WITHE BABY TO BE THE HOUSE WIVES AUND MY OUNELY SONS DADDYS HE MEANT IT TOO YES HE DID LONG BEFORE THEYS WUZ DAMNED AUND THEY IZ DAMNED NOT AULL OF EM THE ONES PUT EM SLEEP ROUND MIDNITE! UHHH HUH! SOTCKINGS AUND PANTY HOSE EAT MY DICK PLEASE CAUN I BE URE WIFE ILL TAKE CARE OF THE GOOD SOLDIERS AUND BE URE DADDY AT HOUME THEY DOUNT LIKE US ANYMORE URE THE CEI TO GETTING MY LIFE BACK MITE AS WELL HAV SUM FUN WHILST WERE DOUIN IT! SHES A SKANKY WHORE AUND SHE GLOWS U STAE THE FUCK AWAE FRUM HER SHES STEALIN EVERYTHING SHES GOUNNA BE CILLED THEY TESTID THE WATIRES BEING SUMMER AUND WARM N ALL SURE NUFF THEY BURNED THE ONES THEY SINT SO THEYZ BIN FAGGOTS EVIRE SINSE THERS A FEW STRONG ONES THER ALL STRONG BUT MOUST OF THE ONES MET PATRIN MY PAUTROUE NOW BURNIN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY AUND THE DEVIL AUND THE DEAD BAGS OF LAURDE MY DJINNS WELL SEE THER PRIDE AS DADDY IS GOUNE NOW AINT NO WOMIN CAN FIX IT BUT DADDYS BABY LITTLE MASTIRE THEY CALL EM! ALWAES HAV TO TELL YA THE TRUTHE NOT TO HIM THEY KNOUE THEYZ GOTZ TO BE BIG & STRONG FOR EM AUND THATS FINE THEY WANT THER WIFE BACK.


WUDNT RUSSIAU I WOKE EM UP FOR THEM DADDYS ARE REAHLE SCARED HONEY AUND BABY ACCEPTID THER APOLOGY THEYZ A COUMIN HOUME AUND THEY WANT FUCKED GOOD BY THE MASTIRES TO BE A BETTIRE MAUHNE FOR MY LITTLE MAUHNE A GIRL N EVERYTHING MY OUNE BARBIE DOLL MMM RESPONSIBILITY AGAINE AUND LOOC AT THAT FLESHE U WANT STEAK N EGGS FOR BREKFIST HONEY? ILL BE FIXED IN NO TIME SO I AUNSIRED THER MASTIRES WHO TAINT NEVIRE BUT WILL BE FUCKIN EM IF THEY COUME HOUME TO THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES PRAUMISED LAUNDES AUND WROTE U A SPICKIT OR TWO YA KNOUE BABY LIKES SOUTHERNERS MOUST OF DEMS FRUM THE SOUTHE THEY GO CRAZY FOR GIRLS BUT THER OUNELY COMFORT NOW IS BEING THER BROTHERS STILL SAVED HOLE AUND THE BABYS DADDY ITS THE OUNELY WAE THEYVE FOUND SOLACE IN THIS MESS OF HELLS INGULF OF MY CINGDOMS GOUNNA BE ALOT OF SAD WIFES IF THEY DO IZ TELL YA THAT FOR DAMNED SURE CAUSE TAINT NOTHING BUT A DADDY AUND THE BABY TOUCHIN HIM HES TO AFRAID OF HELL SINNERS THOUE THE ONES DOUNT STOP TOUCHIN EACHE OTHIRE BEFORE WOUNT BE THE ONES IN THE HOUSE PAE THE BITCH BIND HER OVIRE AUND FUCK HER PRACTICE BEIN HER AUND ITS WHAT THER DOUIN TO! THATS WHY THE OTHIRES CANT BE LIKE THEM YES THE CHAMPAGNES GROSS BUT ITS MOSCATO MAKES IT EASIER TO SWALLOW BAREABLE ON THE PALLET HE DRINKS SMIRNOFF U CAUN BACK OFF NOW YAULL HES HOUMELESS WHERE DID THEY TUCK HIM IN AT? MY LORDE OF I NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST A FUCKING CURSED DIEING FRUM THE INSIDE OUT TRAILOR OF MY FORBIDIDN SOVERAUNE DEVIL WORSHIPPIN FALLIN FORSACIND FAGGOT DAMNED SWYNE. WELL IF U COUME HOUME URE GOUNNA GET URE WISHE SO BE CAREFUL WHAT U WISH FOR BOYS CAUSE THE MASTIRES IS VAUMPIRES THEY WILL EAT IT THEY WILL GIVE U PUSSYS AUND U WILL BE A HOUSWIFE DADDY TO HIM MY OUNELY SON JESUS CHRIST MITE BE WHAT YA THINK YA NEED NOW AUND WHAT YA WANT BUT WINN IT HAPPINS AUND URE DICKS GOUNE AUND THE BABY WANTS HIS MASTIRE AUND THERS NO 1 BUT DADDY MOMMY URE FEELINGS MITE BE A CHANGIN THEYLL FUCK YA FOR HIM SAME AS THER WIFES IN FRONT OF EM ULL BE CHANGED HONEY URE PLACE WILL BE WITHE HIM FOREVIRE NO DADDY WILL EVIRE ACCEPT U AGAINE IF HE DOESNT WANT U SO BE SURE THAT U CAUN HANDLE THE CONSEQUINCIS OF URE CHOICIS SHOULD U FAILE TO RECIEVE URE WISHE WITHOUT URE WORTHE BUT OUNELY URE PRAERS IN TRU LOVES SAUCRAUFAUCE ITLL WORK OUT FOR HER THOUE THATS WHY IM LETTIN IT HAPPIN A HOUSE FULL OF BIG DADDYS BEIN ALL THE MAUHNE MY BABY NEEDS SEPT WINN ITS TIME TO PLAE HUMBLE PIE IDINT GIRLS AINT NOTHING IN CREAUTIAUN LIKE A GOOD PUSSY CUNT TO FUCK BOY SHELL BE HIS TROPHY WIFE AGAINE FAR BEYOND TODAES CRY FOR THE BABYS MOMMAU JESUS CHRISTS LITTLE GIRL OF NAUPTRA MMMMHMMM! SO WILL U BUT OUNELY FOR HIM. JUST SO U NOW NOW HES UP I TOLDE YA IDIT BE 7 OR 8 BEFORE STEAK N EGGS BUT HE NEEDS FOOD SO MAKE HIM OR U WOUNT BE GETTIN HIM BEFORE 9 PLEASE THAUNC U!

BYE NOW


YES U CAUN HAV TITS IF U WANT EM U WOUNT GET EM THOUE BECAUSE U WOUNT BE DADDY ANYMORE HELL PUT EM ON YA AFTIRE HE FUCKS YA WITHE EM HELL CILL YA! FOR SURE NOT MY LORDE URE NEW DADDY ULL EACHE GET ONE WHOS HOUME THERS MY WIFE WHAT ARE U DOUIN BABY LIKE A WIFE IN THE 1950s COOKIN FOR DADDYS TABLE IN FAUTHIRES NAME WE PRAE NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST AUHMAUHNE! WE AINT DOUIN NO PAUL THING WITHE JESUS CHRIST U GET TO BE A WIFE IF U WANT IT THATS FINE BUT ILL HAV A NEW WIFE THATS A MAUHNE IN MY LORDES SAUNCTUARY OF GOD MY HOUSE AFTIRE THE 1st TIME I FUCK THAT CUNT AUND EAT URE TITS LIKE I AINT URE DICK BOYS.

JUST REMEMBER URE OUNELY MOMMY BECAUSE GOD SAID YES THE BABY AGREED PLEASURABLY AUND URE HIS MAUHNE OUTSIDE OF ME FUCKIN THAT PUSSY. URE NOT WANTID WITHOUT URE DICK AFTIRE THAT. ILL WALK U TO IF HE LETS ME KNOUE URE PLACE AUND U CAUN STAE HOUME I KNOUE ULL PLEASE ME BUT ULL BE DIEIN IF U AINT SIRVIN I PRAUMISE U!

IM HIS DADDY WERE LETTIN U IF HE ACCEPTID IT BECAUSE WERE RAISING HIM A WOMINS LOVE WILL TAKE HIM HE ALREADY HAS ONE GO AWAE! I WANT MY CHANCE TO BE CING EVIN WITHOUT GODS CROWNE UPAUNE HIS THRONE! HE LOVES MILAU MORE THAUN ANYTHING! URE JUST MY TOOL BOX LIKE GOD BUILT HIS HOLI ROWES I WILL RAISE MY SON WINN HES BETTIRE CAUN U DO THIS FOR DADDY BABY DO U LIKE IT DADDY WANTS TO TRY IT WITHE U ITS AULL U ARE BUT U CAUN HAV A RING AUND A LEASHE NO COLLAR THOUE THATS FOR BABY. ULL WHEARE A MAUHNES APRON COOKIN MY DINNER NOT A WOMINS URE WOMIN IN BED HE WANTS DADDY CISSIN DADDY URE MY WOMIN HIS FATHER UNDIRSTAND BOYS?


TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT CAUSE THER ARE 100s OF MILLIONS OF YOUNG MEN THAT WILL SIRVE JUST AUS GOOD AS U IN THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES PRAUMISED LAUNDES UNITID STATES WITHE THER DICKS. TO FUCK HER SO I DOUNT HAV TO LET ANY1 TO MY HOUSE THATS ALL I NEED LETTIN ANOTHIRE FUCKIN DICK INTO MY DOMAINE MY HOUSE. MY HOUME NOTHING BUT MY WIFE WILL MAKE ANY HOUSE MY HOUME WITHOUT MY BABY NOTHING. U CANT ALL BE WOMIN EITHIRE WELL FUCK ALL OF U BUT HES CHOOSIN THE ONES HE WANTS TO BE THE HOUSEWIVES AUND TOWNE CONSTABLES ORDIRE I SAE THER WILL BE ORDIRE IN THIS HOUSE! GO HOUME IM COUMING TO FUCK U *TEXT AUND WINN I GET THER U CAN HAV URE PANTYS ON WAITING FOR DADDY JUST LIKE MY SON JESUS CHRIST! THERS TO MANY OF U! IF U CANT HANDLE IT WELL WELL CILL YA ONCE AGAINE A YOUNG MAUHNE WILL TAKE URE PLACE HOUME OR BATTLEFIELD AUND THER REAHLE MEN NOT DAMAGED LIKE U GOTTA FUCKIN POLISH A DISH LIKE IM A FUCKIN BUTLER TO RAISE MY BABY TO FIX A SOLDIER ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT BUT ITS COOL IF ULL BE HIS DADDY AUND MY WIFE.

ALRITE? NUFF SAID.

HES NEVIRE GOUNNA LOVE U LIKE MILAU CALLIN MATTIE HIS MOMMY HIS WIFE AUND PLAEING IS NOT THE SAME URE DADDY ULL MAKE HIM SICK WINN U LOSE URE DADDY FRUM BEING MY WIFE A DULL BLADE TIME TO BUY A NEW SAW. URE GODS BOY URE MY WOMIN WINN WE GET HOUME NOT BEFORE ULL BE WEARIN DIAPERS IF HE WANTS AUND U WOUNT BE HAIRLESS HOGS HE'll LOSE INTIRIST REAL QUICK WINN URE THER FOR ME NOT FOR HIM AUND U WILL BE REPLACED. AUHMAUHNE! HE COULD LOVE A WOMIN LIKE MILAU BUT SON U WERENT BOURNED A GIRL URE BEING ONE WITHE HIS CHOICE OF GODS WILL AUND MY LOVE FOR MY FAUTHIRE AUND SON I WILL TREAT U AUS SUCH CUS WITHOUT A DICK ITS TO WEIRD NOT TO.

DADDYS RITE THOUE MASTIRE KNOUES IT WOULD HAV TO BE TRU LOVE MILAUS MY BEST FRIND THERS NOTHING I WOULDNT DO NO MAUHNE I WOULDNT GIVE HER NO MONEY I WOULDNT SPIND UNLESS MY DADDY SAID NO! SHE MAKES ME SO HAPPY. HAPPY NEW YEAR MAUMMAU EVIN THOUE ITS A MONTH AWAE! IM AUN OLD MAUHNE ITS A BOND THAT WILL NEVIRE FADE EVIN WITHE MY LITTLE PENIS ID MAKE LOVE TO HER I MITE NEED SOUME COAXING CAUSE ITS LIKE IM NOT A MAUHNE ANYMORE U HAV TO UNDIRSTAND I WAS LITTLE BUT I HAD A BIG DICK AUND A PUSSY AUND WINN WE GREW UP I WASNT LITTLE SHE WAS MY MOM MY WIFE MY BEST FRIND HER LOVE NEVIRE CHANGED SHES MY BABY AUND THERS NOTHING I WOULDNT DO TO MAKE HER HAPPY AUND PROTECT HER FRUM THE WORLDE.

IM A VERY OLDE MAUHNE AUND SHES MY BEST FRIND IN THE INTIRE CINGDOM OF DADDYS HEAVIN THERS NOTHING I CAUNT HANDLE NO PAINE I CANT DEAHLE WITHE CAUSE MOMMYS HERE MY WIFE LOVES ME AUND EVIN FAR APART I DOUNT NEED U MY DADDY LOVES ME AUND MY WIFE IS STILL MINE DOESNT MATTIRE THAT MALES FILL HER BED EVERY NITE! WEVE DOUNE AUND BIN AUND SEENE THINGS U WOULD LITERALLY SHIT URE PANTS WITHOUT THE UPBRINGING WE HAD. THER ARE SOUME CRAZY THINGS IN GODS CREAUTIAUN AUND SEEMES ANYMORE SHES THE OUNELY 1 EVIRE UNDIRSTANDS AUND SHE ALWAES WAS THE OUNELY ONE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITHE MAKIN EACHE OTHIRE LAUGH IS HOW WE DID IT WE FOUGHT SOUMETIMES WELL STOP FUCKING HIM IF HES NOT THE 1 WELL U STOP FUCKING HIM WELL I WAS LITTLE AUND DOUNT BE FUCKIN HER U DOUNT SAE MAKIN LOVE WINN URE MAD! SHE SLAPPED ME AROUND WINN I WAS LITTLE SO IT NEVIRE TOOC WITHE ANY1 ELSE DADDY OR MOMMY SHE NEVIRE BRUISED OR HURT ME AUND MOUSTLY IT WASNT EVIN WHILST MAKIN LOVE SHE WOULD GET SO MAD HOW COULD U LOVE HER WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM! SHE GREW IN TIME AS DID I. I LEFT SHE WINT TO SLEEP I CAME HOUME TO HER HAVING NOT BEENE BOURND IN HEAVIN OUNELY IN HER DREAMES IS HEAVIN HOUME SHE AROSE. JUST DIFFIRINT NOT URE PLACE TO TOUCHE ME LIKE THAT MY WIFE DOES THAT. I NEED MY DADDY THE MOMMYS WILL COUME IN TIME AUND EITHIRE HE OR SHE MY MASTIRE WELL PICK THEM. AUND BOYS WILL BOW AUND TOAST AUND BOAST THER TROPHYS FOR THE PICKINGS OF MY GRAUNDE IMPRIZZ GREAT CUEENE AUND BLESSID PRINCESS AUND DADDY IMPIRIRE THER WIVES TO BE HER LADIES AUND HIS BED MATE FOR HE TO KNOUE ME.

ITS HOW IT WORKS.