let us speac ENGLISH LIKE DADDY CAUNT HEARE NOT VAUMPIRIC JUES WHO DOUNT SPEAC ENGLISH

U STOLE HIS FAUMILIES MONEY AFTIRE MURDIRING HIM. DADDY CAUNT HEARE U IF U DOUNT SPEAC ENGLISH HE CAUNT UNDIRSTAND U UNLESS URE A VAUMPIRE A MIRACLE SO IN EXCHANGE HAPPY BIRTHDAE DADDY WE'LL BE RUDE

THER AINT NO STARS BUT NIGGERS DYED WHO ARE SO DAMNED AUND DUMB THEY WANNA BE THE COLONIAUL THATS US RUSSIAUS COMMONWEALTHE BRITISH! THERS NO MORE N SYNC OR BRITNEY SPEARS OR LOHAUNNAU LINDSEY LOHAN OR BACKSTREET BOYS OR ITAULIAUN EGYPT GOT SOLDE MIRAGES MAFIA THERS NO MORE MOMMY JULIA JAULIAU RAUBINSAUN ROBERTS OR SAUZAUNNE SUSAN SURANDON.

SO WE BUILT HOUSIS WE ARE COLLAPSING URE PISSING US OFF IRONIC AINT IT U PISSED ON HIS COUCH AUND URE PISSING US OFF SO WE CILLED OURE CHILDRIN ARREST HIM NIGGER FOR WIPING HIS SHIT ON THE BED OF THE DEBT WE CANT AFFORD U STOLE NEW COMFORTER FRUM OURE MACYS.

ITS A SURPRISE WHAT WILL HAPPIN.

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RUSSIAU

EVERY FAUMILY WHO PAID LOWES OR KHOLS SUBARU WHO CHARGED HIM A JOB WALMART. WINT BAUNCRUPT TO PAE THER BILLS AUND MAUHNCHURRIAU BAUNCRUPTID THER TIMPLE AUND STATE TO BE FORGIVIN HE WORKED. THINE FRINCHE ARE A BIG DEAHLE THEY LIVE ON OURE LAUNDE. URE FUCKING STUPID. THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS THE BAUNCE NO 1 BUT GOD CAUN OUTSPIND US URE SORELY MISTACIN IF U THINK WE WILL LET U WAKE HIM UP IN PRISON WITHOUT CILLING U 1st. MILLIONS WILL DIE SO NEXT TIME U WANNA WHINE BEING FORBIDDIN SWYNE ABOUT URE SINNS CALL THE POPE DADDY JESUS CHRIST THINE OUNELY SON OF GOD ALSO OUNES BECAUSE HE HAS NO ESSINCE HES BONDID TO THE MORTGAGES OF THE VATICANS DAMNATION WHAT YA WORTHE MAUHNE CAUSE URE GOUNNA BE PUNISHED FAR WORSE THAUN U COULD DREAME TO PUNISH JESUS CHRIST BECAUSE URE AUNGRY BEING A PIG ITS HIS BIRTHDAE AUND URE DEAD BAG OF LAURDE ISNT SPECIAL ENUFF! OCAE! CAUSE WE ARE NOT KIDDING! AUND SO WINN IF SUCCESSFUL HE IS ARRESTID BECAUSE URE SO STUPID THE OUNELY WAE TO CEEP HIM FRUM BEING DEPORTID TO QUEBEC WE WILL CILL U BEFORE WE ALLOW U TO WAKE HIM UP AUND THER WILL BE PLAGUES!

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