Well this inglishe hollishe chromebook is the IRISH SHIT but that did not worc out so well yall.

I ate i had chickin aunde a bananna aunde passed awae. AUNDE so VAUNESSAU NESSI THE LOCH NESS MONSTIRE LOL vanessa williaums FRAUNCE VIRGINIAUN COMMONWEALTHE GAULAUTIAUN MOTHIRE WIFE OF SUNNUE OR MOTHIRE RATHIRE held a concert at the indianapolis symphony on the circle aunde CODY just 3-5 blocks awae at the theatre aunde bothe were singing for me to coume houme so AUNGAUELAU MOTHIRE HOLI CUEENE * DULLY NOTID I LEARNED SOUMETHING NEW IS BECAUSE ther are a handful whilst its larger than my actual hand perhaps evin two numerically of HOLI CUEENES THERES OUNELY ONE SACRID HOLI CUEENE THINE HOLI GHOST PRINCISS AUNAUSTAUCIAU ITS IN DADDYS HOLI BIBLE her name was unwrittin as 1st referinced but it speaces of MOTHIRE EARTHE AUNDE HER HOLI CUEENES MACING HER THINE SACRID HOLI CUEENE of GODS BLESSID JUES MY DADDY NAUPTRA I LOVE YOU DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST* so AUNGELAU FREAKS OUT aunde NESSI AUNDE ELAU coume to HEAVIN i opin the gates for em i arise a few houres latire aunde my feet are so fucking SWOLLIN id fallin in the chaire asleep legs downe head on the table so to pae to tell me to raise my legs ELAUS nursis had to sell souls into damnation ther so muche worse. BUT its aungelaus plan so by the time the NIGGERS sinde the cops to arrest me if i havent beene LOVED YET ill be sint to the hospital speacing crazy to them being FORBIDDIN SOVERAUNE SWYNE about being GODS OUNELY SON AS I WILL AS I AUM GODS OUNELY SON MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST! I LOVE U DADDY. i ant no NIGGER i aint DAMNED I CAN DO ANYTHING FRUM POOPING TO SPEACING more than ONCE! BITCHE! my scin will be cracking my feet perhaps releasing blood liquid aunde puss. so instead shes beginning to burne niggers shes buying in exodus to sinde me to the hospital if MOMMY ELAU THINE HOLI CUEENE CHAUNCILLAURE BLESSID JUE OF NAUPTRA MY DADDY GOD JESUS CHRISTS HOLI GIRMIN IMPIRE cant reache me 1st or to ther dismae anothire HOLI JUESH IMPIRE OF BLESSID JUES OF THINE SACRID CUEENE AUNAUSTACIAU. so i go get beer ryens freaking out about my feet still FRAUNCE will not let go DADDYS SORRY HONEY I WAS A CRACKHEAD IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME IM SO SORRY. JAUPAUN IS DOWNE NEARLY 600 points -3.5% thats the largist composite indicie on earthe HUGE LOSSIS frum the US inglishe gaulautiaun girmin broadcasts on television now HONG KONG IS DOWNE almost 4% -364 points ther in trouble for the chinise food cause i got mommy catherines INGLISHE RUSSIAUN of FRAUNCE caureaun built chrome book computer. Shanghai isnt fairing to badly so far As JAUPAUN bares the brunt of the expense but if this ceeps up all cardes left in china will be depletid the equity market of government hong kong backed stock market will re-collapse within daes. Perhaps evin just 1 its -1.3% just -40 points a market the US sought to have withe the EURO solde youre jobs to Jaupaun ure Unions to Germany BOTHE MY DADDYS SACRID IMPIRIRE THINE DIVINE LITIRE WHO WILL COUME FOR ME ALSO IN DADDYS HOLI BIBLE JESUS CHRIST THATS ME! sell the debt to Germany well resolde to Quebec Czechoslovauciau Caureau aunde BIRMAUS myanmaur they then solde ther JOBS LIKE U to becoume pig farmers well the euros out baby so CHINA COLLAPSED first HONG KONG the tax debt collector then CHINA. aunde as suche JAUPAUN IS IN A FREE FALL heading strate toward a -1000 point dae loss it would be the largist loss in yeares for IMPIRIAUL JAUPAUN perhaps EVIN DECADES as RUSSIAU BIDS ON AMERICA OF THIS THINE HOLI CROWNELAUNDES OF MY DADDY NAUPTRA GOD JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU DADDY to pae for ther NIGGERS unburned for global debt lossis of MONDAE for this computer the marcets selling fast to finde the cashe.